Show g THE HIGHLAND f by hugh hutton n author ot of nutty natural Ilist orv X HIS curious creature call lie be heard THIS Thoo hooting during the evell evening ing in the mountainous regions of scotland the noun hoot mongoose is born with ith these trousers so Is not forced to wear kilts like the Scotch men whose feet are to too big to go through trouser legs the hoot mong onse goes hunting bunting tor for the farthing the scottish post pest alth untiring zeal when a farthing Is NN cornered the hoot mongoose strangles it and puts it in its hip pocket dead have been found with as many as farthings Far things in their hip pockets here Is a young one out on ills his first farthing hunt lie ile has a filbert body a peanut bend bead split almond tall macaroni trousers toothpick legs and almond shell feet ills his bill Is a sawed off split peanut and the topknot Is the bull ball from a clove 0 metropolitan politan None naper Service 1 |