Show about the smallest lest trick which ever happens in the experiences of a country editor is for a subscriber to take from the post office read and enjoy the paper after his subscription has expired and then when he gets a statement to come bounding into the office and order the paper stopped right now refusing refu to 10 pay the bill because be never ordered the paper nine chances chan cesto to one too if the paper had stopped with the expiration of his subscription he would have been maddern madder a wagon cause the paper aber p continued as the editor should have known hed pay fortunately fort for the local editor parowan carowan any of that kind of people but we know a man in a neighboring town who is just that kind of a cheap kate and who got really impatient because his paper stopped the instant he ordered it stopped of course lie he knew that he be is the only man in the county who is small smal enough to have any fuss over a pal tay little old 2 subscription and probably the only one who would beat the editor out of that amount and knowing that editors are built on a bigger scale than to stir up trouble for that amount he defied him to collect for his information however three la questions and answers which recently appeared in the chicago Trib tribune regarding the sending out of a publication public ti after subscription has expired and the rights to collect are reproduced herewith as follows 1 rind r ind ly state federal postal department d e part ment ruling on continuing a subscribers scribers bers bers nameon ni s meon the mailing list of a country country w weekly e ek ly newspaper without the forin e S s 1 apt yf after tile filba jr 4 had bean ve n bild in advance 41 aba 1 iun out answer the ruling does not effect the tb e subscribers liability 2 can editor collect for thia period answer yes es 3 the subscribers name have been dropped from the mailing list at the end of the first year even eren without vit hout notice or request answer if the I 1 publishing house in maintained an efficient corps of clerks your name probably would have ean een dropped from the subscription list at the expiration i of your suL subscription however when magai kincs zincs mch continue beyond the expiration L date the proper thing for the subscriber to do is to return the maga zine tine immediately we can forgive the locust tree at this time of they the year car for its tardiness le leaving out cut in the spring and its haste to lose its leaves in the fall all lip p and dawn dawn the state just now the blossoms with their fragrance are wonderful tl the e thicker the head the thinner the excuses honesty la Is the best policy this includes foreign policy skeptics rave and the bible still remaina the worlds best seller boiler will somebody design a summer golosh to wear with summer furs the ultimate test of the vamps bamps abil all ity begins the day after the ceremony the ibo ho keeps on his bright lights Is not one ot of our bright lights dont view with alarm if you cant point with pride look ahead and hope gold discoveries in egypt will give a great impetus to the study of arch beology sophisticated people seldom brag most of 0 the horn born tooting Is the greenhorn greenborn kind rf it she lives la in a small town and Is in broken find and bent with toll she Is called a dutiful wife we wonder whether income tax returns of movie stars stare square with press agent figures the only growing pains in europe nowadays have to do with the size of some war debt again germany Is getting into trouble over a scrap of paper this time it Is the mark about the ordy only howling bowling success of which bolshevism can boast Is the wolf at the door A stunt aviator out wet was shot any bird could tell him that it Is best to keep right on flying A radio outfit on automobiles would be a blessing for drivers stranded without a drop of gas briefly one of the major ailments of the world today Is too much law and not enough order the world Is so full fall of a number of things that make it hard bard for us to attend to our own business A closet Is a place where you yon keep the things you are ashamed to wear and too stingy to give away also those counterfeiters counterfeit ers rather support the prediction that in ir 1923 3 everybody would be making makina money theres one nice thing about an enemy he forever telling you something for your own good there are all kinds of people in the world and all of them wonder how the rest of humanity gets that va way y every day in every way but the use why not shorten it and just say coue coue come a coue I 1 the world Is au ad right says chauncey depew no matter how old that man gets he remains a humorist A modern modem college seems to be ba a place where 2000 can sit in the class rooms and in the stad stadt tam nm roise poise Is the quality that keeps a man from looking as foolish as he feels while matching a piece of 0 silk thrift la Is the knaack anax k ot at convincing yourself that probably grow tired of the thing even if you yoa buy it ne he Is a proud as aeu as a useful suburbanite who makes two radishes grow where here one dandelion yew before anyhow a lot of poor ie know a lot about ancient egypt thet never would have known it if old tut turned up A window envelope Is i a device that sho shows w a nothing but tonce conceals ali nothing E everybody very bodY knowin it centala a bill the man who thinks elds are not as aar pretty now as once they were doubtless has lost his for cookies cookie also by a strange oversight au all of these people who are making out lists of the ten best books overlook the bank book for 2000 years Eurol poi has been tooling fooling with the buzz sw and still acts surprised every it losen lose a finger scientists in england cre re expert with for or the defeat of old age however olet tage Is still the champion the reason lightning i 3 er strikes wee twice in the some same la Is because it adequately wrecks the i consumer the first time king tomb has b een sealed tor for a year in other word k it t Is to be opened only during the atlee of the winter tourist season the report that a i battet dleon ered the flu germ gerin Is heartening but would be more so BO if I 1 t na bad mentioned that he be had a e theatrical papers forecast forecast a tun run of egyptian 13 songs base a m Q the discoveries in old ti t ab mh possibly by rewriting these ir wf tunes sub bU iUt the word ammy nwan my only one more day until we can go fishing have you a license when are we ever going to put in the reservoir at the yankee Ale meadow adow |