Show intermountain inter mountain mounta in editorial hiliotes selected for western newspaper union lu in almost every home the husband preaches liea economy ond the wife practices it IL smithfield utah Lt ali sentinel after this if germany wants to go to war she should first be required to put up an bond new york world business is waking up to the fact that a better outlook depends in a large measure on a better lookout manila bulletin A dozen good turns you yon do another will all be fo gotten after the one bad turn you do him Ma mammoth manoth ut UL record the best way to cure snake late with bootleg whiskey Is to let tile th snake make drink it before he bites altet you beaver UL press chicago short skirts may lessen the number of accidents to women but they increase ln In jurie jurien to men rex burs burg ida standard M when hen you hear a mon man say he be leela feels like a three year old did ask him whether he means n horse or ir a allver du do balse ida enterprise statistics show that less than ones one tenth of one per cent of all theA the women romen who taint faint fall to the ground or the floor shelley ida pioneer edison Is disappointed over the intellectuality of college men perhaps they have spent too much time enjoying phonograph MII allford ford ut UL news we asked one woman the other day it if her husband was the head of the tha house and she replied yes the tha bonehead of the house U sentinel marriage Is a gome game of bie and take says a model wife 11 T ere being no model husbands we are unable to record their views st georgei georga ut news it Is reported from various sections sec tlona that housewives in their spring cleaning this year turn ul u as many half pint phit bottles as they used to blackfoot ida news when we a n e tile boys anys we carry a lot of tra trash h in our pockets but after we prow grow up arid and get wise like oxen and o owls als we carry it in our heads box elder ut journal Been because uise the courts sanction the use of the word kick in legal documents 1 I no sanction for suiting the action to tile the word in a literal benm limberly ida tribune no use getting jubilant when the doctor says 1 I guess ill have to write you a prescription wait and see what kind of a prescription he write butte mont miner the most miserable failure any duboise aan can make is to try to appear unconcerned when someone points to him that he Is 1 growing bald duboise ida enterprise it Is true that america wants nothing la in the he way of territory out of the tha great war we dont even care much about yap the yellow press Is giving us plenty of yap beaver ut press how can you expect a girl gir 1 N who bo Is so dissatisfied with herself th that a t S she be covers up her ears whitens her face reddens her lips and plucks her eyebrows eyebrow to be satisfied aaita a husband abey eurie cune wells news multi millionaires are becoming too much of a multiplicity in this con country I 1 try we will have to use greater discretion in this rapid accumulation of wealth or there will be no poor men left to do the workbox work box elder utah journal montana Is going to tax bachelor and we suppose tile the result will be that montana bachelors will get so mad about this attack on their personal freedom that move right over into some other state and get married halley haley ida news miner maybe the former service men who we so BO indifferent about their victory medals have forgotten there was a war quite a few things have bave been bee forgotten jn in the 20 months it took the war department to issue the medals medal idahome Ida home ida inland empire A lot of the fellows leave the farm klause they want to tise rise in the world without getting up at four la in thol B morning duboise ida enter prise iris we editors are at heart a truth ful blikh of fellows says the mated malad enterprise and yet when death overtakes Dver takes some skate we have to pay lowing glowing tributes to his virtues when we ive know darn well he Is shaung hands with the devil ida |