| Show the mule the mule hes a funny sight hes made of ears and dynamite his heels is full of bricks and springs tornadoes battering rams ram s and things hes fat as any poisoned pup its jest his meanness swells him up hes always scheming round to do things you most dont want him to the mule he lives on anything hes got a lovely voice to sing Q ilnyo and when he lets it loose at noon it sounds like a buzz saw out of tune he stands around with sleepy eye And looks as if hed like to die but when theres any dying done it aint the mule ill bet a bun some folks dont treat mules with respect they say they aint got intellect that may be so but if youve got to go to heaven on the spot and want a way that fail just pull the tassel on his tail the mule he tends to his own biz he dont look loaded but he is |
