Show H 1 BRAVE TALK TALI zit J I By Bv DAN I ed d week the sniveling a R iI amy IlY short sophomores slithering out of their s H t lne e a tot deep holes and beca became e ti 5 ig brawny Braves Centering I c e theme of the week about tl idea Be kind to a cere- cere ou u were once one one too Le vice-president vice j 2 Hart and other school goers opened the way to to an anI I v week of pranks praise pi puns 1 Monday was a officially ff ICI all y C chris chris- h. h d Sophomores are Greenw Green 57 w However I didn't seea see seeK a sophomore K that looked like i Ins the least bit ill lot eit elt came Smile at Upper la Owen Day which required t I h sophomores to smile at the 1 pers pes ors and seniors who seem- seem d da ignored y g ored the sophomores a Wednesday Sophomores ft tt Quite Mature Day thea the a snores ores headed up to the thein islands in in the back of the tool dol jl and started pulling out t weeds reeds After this they hied ed towards the gym fee die m they had a dance atthe at atthe the new Sophomore of- of m were named They are I e DaBell president Pam Meson n Chris Hadley and gs vice presidents I L 7 the sophomores i c e officially sworn in ast as I t i J Braves oh broth- broth f t The be day was thus chrisI chris chris- hrisi I i d bont i V kno mow know because b c use r re as s of yet i nobody does Finish Finish- mg ing the week off but J g good was Sophomores are only Char- Char reuse Day entitling each 1 sophomore to wear one Inai Inan In- In ai Lan fan an type headband and also 11 te Ee opportunity to be first in he what better ment could you think of it tins bus ended the rule of the i I Sophomores mores now they can all crawl back into their dark deep holes Right Right Thought for today If you find a nail with the head on the wrong end dont don't worry or throw it away you youcan youcan youcan can use it on the other side of the wall Next week the Braves celebrate celebrate celebrate cele cele- brate their Homecoming as they meet the West High Panthers Panthers Panthers Pan Pan- a week from today on their own field Some of the big highlights surrounding Homecoming will be the Homecoming Homecoming Homecoming Home Home- coming Assembly the Homecoming Homecoming Homecoming Home Home- coming Parade and the Homecoming Homecoming Homecoming Home Home- coming Dance not to mention mention mention men men- tion the Homecoming Football Football Football Foot Foot- ball game previously mention mention- ed A special note note All alumni are cordially invited to partake partake partake par par- take in the activities during Homecoming Other activities that will becoming be becoming becoming coming up are Back to School Night Sept 25 the stage band assembly Oct 1 and Key Club Week Oct 7 Football results for Bountiful City are as follows Viewmont bye Bountiful Tomorrow the Braves face off with the Olympus Titans on their own field at pm p.m. The Braves should win n. n this tJi one n i if they J y dont r nse ense A horse rustler had just stolen one of the finest roans in the entire Mountain West Now the problem was that the roan wouldn't eat anything anything anything any any- thing that the desperado would offer him The outlaw then went to the local horse doctor and asked him what he should do and the doctor gave him some strange looking oats and told him to have the horse mather the goss Now just for you lam lamens ens is just another word for eating and the goss was some new type of food that the horse doctor had invented himself The outlaw then took the goss back and tried to feed it to the roan but the horse wouldn't eat it and a little later the roan died Now the moral of this story is A stolen roan mathers no gos goss I Suicide is among the top tOI ten causes of death in this thi country nearly every year Ir the United States the numer numer numer num- num er of men who kill themselves is three times higher than that of women even though women attempt suicide more often than men college students students students stu stu- dents half again as much as their non-college non counterparts for collegians suicide is the third leading cause of death- death only accidents and cancer take more lives single people people people peo peo- twice that of those married married married mar mar- ried and among adults it ismore is ismore ismore more frequently the elderly who kill themselves Very interesting interesting interesting in in- This now brings us to Brave Talks Talk's Poem of the month entitled Tipsy u u TIPSY The drunk came out of the tavern He stumbled from side to I side He tripped right over the sidewalk sidewalk sidewalk side side- walk crack And in the gutter he died The question may be How did he go And the answer By sewer sewer- side sewer sewer-I I Brave Word I which in Outer means So so long from Brave Talk until that yellowish red daisy comes fluttering by your door and asks you Are you for or against the liquor-by-the- drink |