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Show w aret stubs. Ten of them. For each new two-year sub, a pair of brown sox, size 12. (My Lady Fair is getting tired of mending patches.) FOR FIVE YEARS, a set of silverware, six pieces, picnic discards. (See, I wouldn't fool you.) And for a 20-year subscription, subscrip-tion, we will award a complete television set. Been in the basement base-ment for years and we'd rather give it away than throw it out. Speaking of subscriptions, I had an interesting call at The News office Saturday. The lady was over-wrought and furthermore further-more she was angry. In a shakey voice she stopped her subscription (there goes five bucks a year) and told me exactly why and then slammed up the receiver BEFORE I could ask: "Who is this, please?" Well, maybe next year. Mac. FOR THE FIRST time in my life I'm getting my nationalities mixed up . . . Doesn't seem possible, but I almost hope Bobby Fischer, who must be the poorest sport in the world of sport, loses his chess matches to the Russian champion . . . And in light of what's happening in Belfast I'm almost ashamed of being Irish. THE YOUNG LADY was a little shooken as she prepared to take her first driving test. What's the first thing you do when you get in the car?" "I sit down." Well, all right. But then what?" 'Take a big breath." So then?" I put it in R. For Run." NEW ENTICEMENTS by the savings banks, gifts to depositors de-positors in exchange for opening open-ing new savings accounts, have given us some ideas: For each new one-year subscription sub-scription to this newspaper, we will give dainty cork-tipped cig- |