Show ll A MAN tW SaMI MB IM SY fit N M A LOT tor o o 0 TALK I iA ir A r r I II I i I I Attention Mr r. I The Tho other night I I Went to Ii a show with a Low BroW Drow Friend of mine and the Orchestra Orchestra struck up f The The Little Drown Brown Jug And nd he thought it was the National anthem and stood up The fla fool fool fool- And so did I. I Hard nard words come easy sometime easy sometime r w r Bettor end DUll Bettor We heard a new one on Coue Cone the day TwO newsboys arguing the pont point one one was trying to persuade pers persuade per per- s suade ade the other to bet and the theother otter other was putting over the point polut that he was too good to gamble Tile The first lad listening for a while t then en as a a light tight suddenly dawned upon him wrecked the argument with this outburst Why Duke e every ry day in every way Ise a bettor bettor bet tor lor and aud youre you're NO bettor Hack to tho the Garden Gorden Speaking of income tax schedule schedule- who vho male made out the first one Boy Doy In tn the tho back row yells Eve yells Eye bad hod to Adam DUMB D. D DAN DANlIe's N- N lIes He's Jt eo to stupid he thinks thinks that the Woolworth V Building is a ai i book of many stories Marshall Field FJeld was a general that Avenue S 8 has many dangerous I curves that brakes air-brakes are part of a II flying machine that the Farm Bloc Is la an overgrown city elty square that Easter is iss iw an an annual poultry show above and and that Lent Is a European loan Do you know a Dumb Dan DanT T Tell Tellus us ua what he think well we'll well we'll print It U. How Old is Au Aunty Aunty was explaining to little Harold the story about Columbus discovering America and ended it with And all this happened over oyer four hundred years ago o. o Harold his eyes wide open with wonder said Bald after a moments moment's thought Gosh aunty what a memory memory mem mem- ory yom yO have Aint Alot it the T Truth It uIt does pay to advertise said the the- salesman Did you ever hear the ther story abort the rooster who crowed Well that's the same one ne that's got his statue on top the barn now Down at Palm at-Palm r Palm 1 n Beach ca h Where are you going my mW pretty maid Im I'm going forth to bathe said she Where are you going fresh young sir Me De I think Ill I'll go said he i 1 hs In to Et Etiquette By Miss Vera Dunce Dance DanceA A real gentleman is always helpful help- help Jul tul and considerate to the weaker sec sex When in the home of his best bEloved and his future mother-in- mother law perchance does have a coughing ft fit at the dinner table he should quietly arise and with a manner full of ol respect and consideration pound her on the back with his fist until her hei cough Is relieved |