Show Y Something For Everyone By BERT BOYACK I T T T T T Smart Sue In a way its it's good for a girl to have many boy friends because she is isI I known by the company she keeps guessing Nonchalance Is the ability to look like an owl after you acted like a donkey IT The The kind of an athletic girl that man many men admire is the girl who everything even ven a little discretion r Uon Phi Philosopher Philosopher Philosopher Pete YOU KNEW IT WHILE The gulf of is pronounced pronounced pro pro- and the letter q q is believed to have come from the who once Ii lived ved in Palestine and Syria- Syria and those who differ in hawk and dove of the gulf can b be bedi e di divided vided to sharks and jelly Jellyfish fish WITTY TIDBITS Several years ago a college ollege graduate could be bought for a dime a dozen but today for I Iper per graduate this is a bar bar- I gain In an election year the politicians cant can't seem to let I welfare enough aloneT alone T h he e etwo two car family now has e equal qua 1 rights with the two car garage being marked HIS and hen pecked husband we know is wai waiting tin g eagerly eogerly for spring to get out in his garden with a spade it is one place where he can put his foot down T The h e man with a large family that have transistor radios stereos and telephones says he feels someday someday someday some some- day that the noise may trigger I Ian an Ignition neurosis within him I Short hair for women and teens I II Ihas has been forecast by a hair I stylist now at last we will willbe wi willbe 11 be able to tell a boy from girl a girland girland and a man from a woman If the world capitols just get geta a little more careless about rattling their bombs the future I may get brighter for a few lightning u s s I a atries atries tries to propagandize peace and that they are peace loving loving-dur- r- r ing the barrage they might stop their armaments build up long enough to build a fall out shelter for the dove of peace Any gift from Russia to at Lat at Ute the White House is checked especially if a pet for worms fleas and hidden microphones When your mind goes blank turnoff turn turnoff turnoff off the unimportance sound sound sound- unimportance is the sensation that you feel when you make a mistake and no one notices The trouble with a alot alot alot lot of self-made self men is that they quit the job too early fellow a A fellow named Phineas Fly Lived right in a muddy pigsty pigsty pig pigsty pig pig- sty If you asked why this was wasHed wasHed wasHed Hed He'd reply OH because Its It's none of your business that's why Golfing seems to be a happy I and cheer cheerful pastime r for mil mil- lions which has doubled be between between between be- be tween 1960 and 1967 but has this made the country twice as I cheerful or happier If you dont don't believe that money grows on trees try checking the price of l lumber to build a anew new newhouse newhouse house Sue When A you tell me you love me say it with a ring in your voice Hugh HughI I love you Ding i in n g Dong t I If you a are a gardener you would know plants are I Ito to people that is 1st what is produced produced produced pro pro- i and matured consequently is up to the proper care of each Middle age is the time of life when the hardest thing to raise in your garden is your knees LAST WORD FOR THIS WEEK You can complain because rose rosebushes rosebushes rosebushes bushes have thorns or rejoice that thorn bushes have roses its it's all in how you look at it ir |