Show II oJ oi or I. I j f. f I r. r of i Dads Dad's J Ii E f Column I n f I I J n Ii IIi I t H I rt I toJ I I I I I I 1 I CONGRESSMEN cO IE GnESS I. I OUR OCR or I OUR WASHINGTON correspondent lI I n Utah's Junior senator Is c In the committee on foreign Just returned from a summer I f I f pent t as a member of the of-the the senate s-enate dele dele- deler delen n to the union r tt 11 1 w parts Paris and later In Utah speaking I throughout the state under the auspices 1 of d the International Relations clubs senator Thomas Is much in demand as i a I c on foreign relations as well wel III jj B problems S' S SENATOR KING as chairman of ot the r I on the District of Columbia fI U Sa virtual mayor of ot a city with a I as great as ns Utah plus an extra Salt Tate Like City While the special session of ol f I Is concerned primarily with na- na naf i tonAl problems ms the calendar nevertheless less ley retains the customary district days t II tt t which time problems of ot particular I to the denizens of ot Washington are ire given consideration The senator Is isa t lisa a SO sm in the midst of a n controversy over onrI EI I tt th its repeal of ot tho the undivided profit tax s jle Re senator Is of the opinion that this m s Is unjust to business He already has EI Ej areil al amendments pending and will of- of ofis is ethem them when the thc farm bill or any other measure is received from the ij J 1 CONGRESSMAN MURDOCK is a mem mem- member IJ ber bel of ot the House Judiciary Committee I committee Is exclusive Inasmuch u as members who belong to it are not al allowed al- al all alI l I lowed lond to hold membership In any other II committee in the House This is pro- pro i tably the most Important House corn com committee aides In n which a Utahn has held mem mem- be ship Representative Murdock is com I also alsot chairman of ot the Rocky Mountain Con- Con group up This organization works t u as a unit In sponsoring legislation of im im- importance Imy to the west est It has been suc suc- successful y l I CErul In obtaining favorable action suc-I suc on onI J I tills providing for reclamation projects J suitable mining laws and other matters 4 1 of or western estern concern The Rocky Mountain I delegation is composed of ot approximately I I twenty representatives This is a mem mere membership memI I j I comparable to the larger state j delegations Bargaining power is thus as- as cured to the mountain states stat s. s Without f r such juch an organization the far west would b be disregarded In the House tug of I CONGRESSMAN GRESSMAN CO ROBINSON Is giving J 1 I primary consideration to the thc Presidents President's s d reorganization of ot the thc executive I i departments Apartments of the tho government go He Hc is isI I I second mond ranking making member of ot the thc House I which Is making the thc study of the th reorganization plan The Thc subcommittee 1 of at which he is chairman has al already al- al already I bill White House ready prepared the on I ild ld aides s It has passed the House and now f J I I f IS w pending In the Senate This Tills is the till which hl h authorizes six presidential legmen who have n a a passion for an an- anonymity anI J I I. I O O 00 O I FORD roun TALKS T. S SI I WHILE U A. A W. W members A strike t lost l t alleged discrimination in the plants and Ford officials protest I r that thit employees are satisfied and want to j I vork sa 5 says YS s the Christian Science l Moni-I Moni hr words I r Henry Ford gives encouraging I I j to business Present business recession Is isI I temporary and artificial he says ex explaining ex- ex that the present pause is IsI I I traceable t. to a tendency to allow money I of ot potential productivity and andi I Resumption to dictate terms of or buss j busl- busl US less w Yes were we're learning that any die die- Is bad bad in In business finance diC 1 nt labor or even In a paternal operations operation's the thing e El O O 0 O I i G IN IX POPULARITY I OUR R JUNIOR U U. S. S Senator Elbert D D. 1 Thomas seems to be stepping st right along In national affairs and winning honors t u LJ he h advances advance Tuesday he be was selected I w u chairman of the Important senate I j jj-bor jj committee a position recently held heldT tr by T Hugo L L. Black now associate Justice J I cr C 1 the United States Supreme Court The J. J near honor bonor conferred upon our Junior j Baiter meets with the hearty approval tf cr the Utah State Federation of Labor j President Pr ident Paul M M. Peterson referring to the appointment of ot Senator Thomas Ud We have been much Interested In inI tares ring Senator Thomas receive re ive this ap- ap apI I I and have done what we could 10 to help i believe him to be a capable man n and will make a very able chairman J I U tt the labor committee O 00 0 O O 0 1 4 r NOTE OTE J j 1 Sock ck k him on the kisser Put t him on the pan j. j RO Roll oll 1 him In the gutter- gutter I He Hes He's a 8 a business man I Pillory the sucker suder Poke him In the eye J Jump upon his torso torso torso- H Hes He's a business guy guys guyl I r. r i t r ro J las f be he built a business a To o enormous heights 1 Brand rand him as a cheater cheater- Never er mind his rights I v J I Does s he give ghe employment the pay roll big Put ut the bum in irons I f Tow Toss To him in n the brig Does Dose he pay in taxes J what hat t the law calls for r Y the dirty reptile 8 Should be r paying morel more I I Blest t him in the headlines Charge 9 rge some ome crooked acts nets I be your slogan J J I j Anything but facts tacta I IHs Hs Hu he be made somo romo money moncy r V Get t his hie scalp today I IJ J ea J where does d s he think hOs hO's anyway PHILLIPS II H H. H L I I 0 lOW KNOW I TilE I WE Wf h EED ED a new breed of politicians VIe we need aced n d some Ome leaders who will tell th the Public Dubuc th the unwelcome mc and sound truth says say I lint t Grand Orand Rapids Herald Review The Th rat v thing b be tc that the public should f l d to that tho the burdens of or taxation are arc ar I n. n Pen at and increase rather than de deil de- de deI detune I t tune The nation cannot engage In wide wide- t 1 II J i il I Of Pread pUblic works build great systems I il Wu highways ys Improve e and enlarge the i U a uh Mi ike nal systems of ot the land give I fifth to agriculture support a a. fifth J d of ot the people upon public charity care ca for the unfortunate build fleets leets and armaments expend great capitals em em- employ employ I em-I ploy hordes upon the public payroll and regulate every activity of ot mankind with- with without without without out a great and tremendous cost to the taxpayers 00 STOLEN STOLE PATTER 1 A SMART man is one who hasn't let leta a woman pin anything on him since he was a baby Pi baby Pl IT SEEMS to me that when a woman is wearing shorts her charms are enlarged en en- enlarged enlarged without being enhanced Bev Beverly Bev Bev- Beverly erly Nichols A TOASTMASTERS TOASTMASTER'S introduction Gentlemen you have been giving givin your our attention to a turkey stuffed with sage Now you will hear from a sage stuffed with turkey Cokesbury Cokesbury Pi PI I IA A MERCHANT T stated in his will I want six of my creditors for pall bearers they have carried me so 50 long they may mayas as well finish the Job N. job N. N Y Post o o o 0 oWE WE THINK President Roosevelt will soon issue a proclamation continuing the present domestic silver purchasing pro pro- gram God help the western mining sections sec sec- sections sections should he fall to do so for tor It would In Industry in- in industry industry mean a death blow to the thc mining of ot the west est throwing out of employment thousands of miners Pre Pre- President President President Roosevelt Roose realizes this fact and I Ican can an be depended upon to prevent such a j calamity O O O OA I IA A WISE man is Senator of f Michigan He Fie has positively declined i ito to o be led to slaughter by the G. G O O. P P. by declaring he Is not now and will not be their presidential candidate in 1940 I ACCORDING TO press dispatches In Inthis inthis congress seems to tobe tobe tobe this his mornings morning's paper be getting nearer to the point of doing something In the way of ot enacting legis- legis legislation legislation lation atlon that will help the country In gen- gen eral ral It is about time that the snarling bucking aggravating petty opposition to everything proposed was as stopped and a together pull for the greatest good commenced Lets Let's hope from now on develop de develop de- de develop there here will be a progressive e policy Instead of ot an apparent app determination tion ion among a certain clique to do adminis- adminis nothing to help the executive O O O ODO DO YOU nE IE RE ER WHEN THE BUILDING of the Lincoln Highway High High- Highway Highway across the muddy roads of the continent con con- continent way peculiar directions to and the find ind where you Ou were ere at before we had route number one all the way and the numbers numbers game game no matter matt r which way we weco wego wego from to or go co war made madeU The excitement of at a great U It possible to figure out that t motors It was notwithstanding Sundays Sunday notwithstanding those motor motor- less Kettering Sundays invented the starter self for and reduced the th Motors cars General wrists In this number of ot cases of ot f broken brok n country by byThe about about ninety ety per cent fig fig- out in Detroit manufacturers The that they would rs ago thirty Tea their cars to aU the p people ople that sell them in another afford to buy could what and were wondering ye year r or two would do next began to think they The garage Garase men com core arrival were they had arri because they with blacksmiths g throw pethe The butcher u used to throw chunk in of and a an and pieces leces for tor the dog I LETS LET'S A OCI TE not only in elements IF TIlE THE waring and legislative Circles but In labor only get together would bus business inNS circles asIde l cut cast bury and forget torget po pettiness would soon blossom as country ot of prosperity ours would abound and aDd the rose and contentment pre p va 11 happiness all classes cl s. s among 00 SINCE THE nn FIRST T TIME TUIE IN III States News Nev a Lc Le SAYS THE UJ United more A American pretentioUs decidedly hotel menu was ns many in speech than dinner the White Whit House marked the first time which incidentally holiday In Wash Wash- Washington the the President spent President The ington since he be became tots tota at the Warm Springs Infantile Para Para- Paralysis Paralysis lysis 1 Foundation however will not go this year even year even If 1 the Presidents President s visit lit will b be a belated one oneAs As things now stand there will be three or four tour days of leisurely fishing off ot the Florida coat coast line aboard th the Presidential I yacht Potomac followed by the visit vUlt i to the young paralysis patient and then participation in n civic ceremonies at Gainesville Georgia O 00 O O OTHE THE TilE LITTLE CLIQUE A WASHINGTON correspondent for an ane e eastern tern p paper Pr says A little clique of ot ob obstructionist ob- ob that have h. h b been en licked BO ro many times they dont don't know when wilen they are thoroughly licked still Ull maintain maln that they th alone DIone have a right to run the government Every err election from no noon now on is 15 going to be a more crushing defeat this outfit |