Show appreciation I 1 W wo 0 the undersigned undersigner under signed wish to thank the business men ol of paik city for the donation of 40 which was donated by them we appreciate it very much and it came in the time of need I 1 also want to thank the committee that worked to get it tor for us mr john strong mr mel melvln v in bidder and mr joe dezeley Pe zeley we want to thank the record and public lor for the sympathy they have shown us during my misfortune signed MR AND MRS CHAS L HIMES AND FAMILY this and that usually the fellow who gets sore because ca us 0 ho he appreciated at his lull full value ought to be glad that he 0 W the statesman who thinks he can bel help P th the e farmers by defeating Id eating the whole tariff bill the farm arm schedules along with the rest Is certainly afflicted with a peculiar complex to say bay the least W 4 the only tariff satisfactory to the internationalist ter Is the one which the other countries levy against us I 1 01 W I 1 A newa newark rk man measuring four our feet and ten inches in height to Is said eald to have i 1 been the smallest man in the A E F during the world war but I 1 it Is la to bo remembered that a 0 little mart man can she shoot t just as hard and tar far cis as a bi big o one e 1 W 40 C 0 I 1 A new mew york woman euln suing fr for for breach of promise only got 2500 maybo the tha jury saw caw her fiancee and decided that was all she had lost I 1 0 0 A i it Is said eald that it takes the average chicago girl bix minutes to do her primping before going out now we know that i chicago Is the swiftest city in the country according to the new york world nova scot in voted both wet and dry in its recent referendum on the liquor ques coln nova Sc otias population must be one hundred per cent politician 0 I 1 those people who think that the three Rs are being neglected in the schools should go to a college football game and licar bear lem em rah rah rab rahl the low tariff advocates idea of helping the farmer is to lower the rates close the american factories and bo be decrease the buying power of the best paid people in the world 0 2 4 our idea of a happy family Is not the united states senate when it Is consider ing tho the tariff question 0 0 0 0 En glands highest court has bas decided that a woman Is a person did t they hey just find that out 0 henry hem y ford Is quoted as saying that women eire are not mechanically minded yet a lot of them make machines out of their husbands 0 0 0 4 A missouri woman shot by a bandit band it through the left side of her chest escaped death an xray x ray picture showed that her heart Is located on the right side of her chest here Is one instance where here w it paid not to have ones heart in the right place 00 0 40 40 germans have organized a society i known as the lemon eaters this must be cometh something ing like our crow eaters club which w functions after each election A canadian couple have just celebrated their heir t wedding anniversary doubtless they are consoled by the fact that the first seventy five years must be the hardest 4 it if it Is true that the crash in the stock market was caused by european selling a lot of our internationalists are going to think it was exactly the right thing to do 9 0 some famous actress in new york Is going to establish a refuge for jobless chorus girls the matter with the i laundry 01 40 IS yale experts will study the ape for the key to mans behavior we dont know whether the joke is on man or the ape 0 0 O 0 0 0 now they are proposing to have the census takers take a wet and dry en enu 1 aeration me ration does this mean they are going to examine our cellars I 1 0 0 10 1 it Is said that halloween was a very q quiet ulet evening in chicago the boys decided to throw corn instead of pineapples 0 O I 1 careless restaurant manager to orchestra conductor 1 I wish display a little more tact in choosing the music weve got the national association associate on of umbrella manufacturers here this evening and youve you just played it ait aint gorilla gonna rain no morel |