Show what do you think A french scientist suggests that ev every ery modern d e rn kitchen k at should 6 h euid be equipped with w ith cha eto a 9 gas a 8 M mask s k it ought u g lit to come in handy bandy when mother Is trying frying onions 0 0 iceland Is to have a regular theater and we are wondering whether it will be necessary to equip it with an artificial cooling system new jersey has a pants burglar who slips into bed rooms and rifles the pockets ot of the trousers lett left conveniently banging on a chair wonder it if it could be possible that it Is a female bandit the pennsylvania senatorial case has been postponed until december so BO that th the e senate ran can continue to sing vare la is my wandering boy tonight 0 av O a 0 the trouble with america is that it Is feminine according to one ot of the professors ot of the tha massachusetts institute of technology any modern flapper will admit that the best part of it Is 4 W C A new england woman Is said eald abe to believe that 1 in her ahr three cats at her sisters h have ve been reincarnated not having been acquainted with the ladies of course we are able to express any opinion but we know ol of some who are entitled to come back that way it if at all 4 0 any fellow who deals on the stock market will tell you that there are days in this life when you cant lay up a cent 41 0 O 00 mr mussolini has given up seven cabinet jobs which he held in italy thus proving that he Is not cot a real politician after all because politicians never give up lip I 1 if there was ever any question qu eastlon as to whether or not a woman was a 1 vertebrate animal the question has bee been settled by the sun back dresses the dear girls have been wearing this summer bummer wonder if 11 an increase in the tariff no sugar will cut down the number of sweet dispositions in america 0 91 0 G A chicago health authority says that the women have outstripped the men in the pursuit ot of health outstripped Is right I 1 W 1 0 at a party in chicago recently three perfect bridge hands were held by three different players during the evening and strange to say ray even though it was in chicago none ol 01 the dealers was shot 0 10 0 Q 0 in the old days the demagogue used to accuse c c use his opponent ol of saying that a d dollar 0 1 lar a day and a plate of beans was enough tor for any working rawn man in these modern modem days this would have to be changed to ten dollars a day and a six cylinder car in n order to make it sound reasonable a 0 they say that silence Is golden and yet we never knew of any oysters that had a big bank account 8 4 S 0 01 A nationalist Is an american who wor rles ries more over whether the athletics or the cubs will win the world series than h he e does over what the league of nations 1 Is going to do in october A young man who recently won a swimming prize ol of has put the money in the bank this Is one sure way to be able to keep in the an exchange says that bags of coffee imported each year from brorn brazil help to keep the percolators in the united states bubbling it might be said eald with equal fairness that they keep prosperity bubbling in brazil too |