| Show PLAIN CITY ITEMS CHRISTMAS WEEK IN OUR BORING TOWN plain city dec 24 abe gay etlea ot aith e merry christinas and the happy ij anew year commence tonight with W DS and hlll with dancing lancing dancing and conclude conc ludo with dancing and yet the youth mourns be causo ot a scarcity of dancing for thero will be no danco on thursday evening but on thursday evening the sunday school children will gather around a christmas tree where santa claus with his greant furs his streaming walto beard and painted nose will say merry christmas to you and gladden the oung hearts with dolls and drums alii bosy horns and other things of like kind and throughout all the week ahen the stars wink and blink and the moonbeams moon beams fall over the earth like a bridal veil the hoodlum and the wise man in secret places will draw inspiration from the same merry chuckling jug and lift up their voices in the same merry hideous song at which the dogs shall bark and howl as of yore tap twp weddings a feature of the past week have blessed four youthful hopeful lives may the gods be with you now and always our quiet numerous herd of bachelors with one accord as they survey their lonely lot with increased solemnity and to the maxim marriage Is a very colemn thing add but bachelorhood Is a d eight so lemner abraham maw has resigned the position of second counsellor to the bishop of plain city |