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Show I'.:" VELVET THE BINGHAM BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH " ' JJ CHAPEAU Its 'TSv. Here Is a youthful hut ol hrowu vel vel with a cIkbp fitting crown stltchej lo inn silk. The stitched velvet brim ', Is cut oft at the from to form a frame for the face. A two toned hrowu und lan pin is used us no ornament. I ILLINOIS HONOR MAN 1 1 -- ." ' r ... ?: 3) J. j ; - i Hubert &. I lick inn n ot Kenton, ill end on the l'nlverslty of Illinois chain plonshlp football team, has beec so lected .is a Ithodes scholar. Although he weighed only 14!) pounds, he wan selected tor the football team by llob Zuppke. Illinois coach, who said that champions came In all sizes. Climate and Cupid Madison. Wis. - iu wenther crumps the activity of Cupid. More girls between fifteen und twenty-fou- r years of Hge living In warm climates get married tliRo Klrls of Hit- - smile class lo ooliler temiicriiture cities. urvey submitted In the school of commerce ut the L'nlverslty of Wis-consin reveals. A correlation hot ween tetiieruturea anj wedding bells Is found. The witruier the cllimile the heltet chiime a girl litis to gel timrrled. lu twelve southern cities of Km. two ot "ire population, hiivlug uuiinul mean temperatures ranging from f to IB' degrees, 27 per cent of the nitllve white women ure single, the stud tlnds. In twelve northern cities of the suine class, on the other liiind, SM pet cent of the women r. single, the uniiiml mean temieriiture lu these cities ranging from 4.1 to 48 degrees Smaller cities wltb populations be tween 2.i,(KKi and HHMXHt. however di mil show such a high correlation be tween temperatures and marriages In lifteeu warm cities ol this cIiihs with annual temporal tires running from do to 70 ileum's, the percentage of single women Is 20. In fifteen colder cities of this class, with annual mean temperature from 88 lo 48 de grin's. 3(1 per cent of the women ure single. The statistics for the survey are based on the I'.rjo census report. Kor the temperulures the United Slates weather bureau, the World almanac, and Climatology of the United Slates were used. The percentages necessarily had lo be corrected when the percentage of men exceeded the percentage of worn en or vice versa, the survey states Of Hie 144 cities Included In the survey. Superior, Wis., had the low est niiniial mean temperature. 38 de grees. In that city 873 per cent ot the native white females are single The highest mean annual temperature was that of Tampa. Fla 72 degrees In that city. 2(1.4 per cent of the nu tlve white women are single. This shows a difference of 10.P-- per cent between the coldest and warmest city I CAP BELL MakesLife Sweeter Coo much to eat too rich a diet- -' or too much smoking'. Lots of things cause sour stomach, but one thing cna correct it quickly. I'bllllps Milk of Magnesia will alkallntze the acid, lake a spoonful of this pleasant preparation, and the system Is soon, sweetened. riillllps Is always ready to re! leva distress from over eating; to check all acidity; or neutralize nicotine. Re-member this for your own comfort; for tire sake of those around you. Endorsed by physicians, but they al-ways say PhUUpi, Don't bu some-thing' else and expect the same ra wits I PHILLIPS Milk of Magnesia ft ITPllTrt Booklet fra.mtnMtnfamoM. W A I UrJ I V "M wit, u--I A I L II I' 1Uir "mhos s. ouMua.rMM IIIMK. HuIOhm. I Health living tiEilaict k All Winter long Marvelous :llmt CooJ IloUib Tourist win Splendid Roads rceoaa MsvBtaJai W Tna HonoWiti drt rsaorto (h Wt fm--m Writ Cr A Caaffsy palm SpringtS Mtlfou Children Ciy for It Baby lias little upsets at times. AB care cannot prevent them. But you can be prepared. Then you can do what ' tiny experienced nurse would do what most physicians would tell you to do give a few drops of plain Castorla. No sooner done than Baby Is soothed ; re-,l-is Just a matter of moments. Te4 ' on have eased your child without nse of a single doubtful drug; Castorla is vegetable. So it's safe to use as often is an infant has any little pain yon cannot pat away. And It's always .eady for the cruder pangs of colic, ot . constipation or diarrhea ; effective, toft for older children. Twenty.fi.v9 million 'tottlet were bought last year. KNEW DAUGHTER'S HOURS "John I John I Come get up, it's tray past time," exclaimed bis wife, digging him in the ribs. "How you know? 'harm nn&o't gone off yet," he growled, sleepily. "I know, we foryot to wind It, but I Just heard daughter coming In," she replied. j "Dcrn It." be growled, "I've over slept again and I got the devil yea terduy for being late," least suggested that 1 hud not quite reached senility, that there was still xome life and activity In me. We all dislike admitting that all semblance f ulh has disappeared. 1 was tirteeii, as I now remember. Kill airl very slender, but badly mus-cled, when Mr. t'orrlnglnn visited us Mr. Corrtngton was a man of experl ence and of fluiinclal standing. He had traveled a good deal. He had seen much of the world, he bad made there Is nothing which o flutters him us lo he thought uiuture and sophlstl en led? Young people of today mora than any other young people I have known want lo be thought experienced, und sophisticated. The young have al-ways despised youth and have done their best to conceal 11 or to evade Us limitations and lis restrictions, but never so eagerly as they try today to I YOUTH AND AGE S By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK 2 V Deso of Men, University of S ft ' Illinois. , S "Hello, young boy." the conductor said to me as he recognized m r,., a tremendous business success, und we all vulued his Judgment upon what ever subject he chose lo express him self. We listened when Mr. Corrlng ton spoke. "How old are you?" he asked me one day after wulchljig my movements for a time. "Fifteen." I replied. "You look older," he said. "I should have thought you seventeen ut leust." lie could not have said a more pleasing or Haltering tiling lo me. I was euger to be grown up I wanted umsl of all to be thought a man The most humiliating thing which could haipen to me was t he spoken to as if I were a child. Seventeen he said I looked. I drew myself up and threw my shoulders buck. I was mil so far from manhood as I hud feared Why Is it that when one Is old noth mg so pleases him us to he thought young, and Ihul when one Is young deny its inexperience, nothing pleases a college hoy more than to call him 'old man '; nothing gives hlin greater lrritnih.il than to Indicate to him thai after all he Is still a good deal of a child even though be may have seen twenty years. He wants to he grown up; he wants to be wise; he is ool .satisfied wltb youth. And so old age looks back and longs for what It does not have. Mrs. Uould, wrinkled and ul seventy five, dresses like a young girl of sixteen, wears chllTon stockings and shoes with French heels which pinch her feel almost beyond human endur a nee. She rouges her cheeks and pencil tier eyebrows ull with the hope hat people will think her young. Crazier was wearing a wig the last lime I saw him to conceal his bald head, and t'onnor Is dyeing his gray hair a shiny black. Voutb und age I I'.ach envies the other. ( ISi !! Western Newapapof tlnlon. I when I was ,;et "g onto the train, "you took like a kid today.' Now I knew verj well that I was Inking anything hut like s yoiiun hoy li Is as dlf ftYull lo simulate youth when one l past middle age as It Is fot youth lo sliuu I fl I 0 iniiliu-ll-but I was fluttered by his suggestive words. I liked bis greeting. It ut I No Resemblance. She had taken her husband shop-ping, and when she saw til 11 gazing rapturously at a beautiful mannequin she was angry. She threw down the frock she had been inspecting and grubbed her bus-ban- d by his coat sleeve. "Herbert, you never look at me like that I" "No. Tut then, you never look like that yourself." Lincoln s Bible Washington. Was It chance that left two white silk ribbon markers at passages particularly appropriate to the stress of the Civil war in the Bible upon which Abraham Lincoln took the oath of office, or did the hand of the President himself place them there? The book is now In the permanent keeping of the Library of Congress. It was placed there last spring by Mrs. Hubert Todd Lincoln Together with the old family Itihle ot Alira bain Lincoln and the gold medal presented to Mrs. Lincoln by the cltl zens of France after President Lin-coln's death. It is a small book with red plush rovers and leaves. The two markers were left at the thirty-firs- t chapter of Deuteronomy and the fourth chapter of lloseu llotb chapters contain verses partic-ularly appropriate to the dark days through which Lincoln passed soon after taking the oath of otllce. The sixth verse of the first named chapter reads: "He strong and of good couruge. fear not nor be afraid of them, for Hie Lord thy God. He II is that doth go with thee. He will not fall thee nor forsuka thee." The first three verses of the fourth chapter of llosea. where Hie oilier marker rests, are as follows: "Hear ye I he word of the Lord, ye children of Israel, for the Lord I111U1 a controversy with the Inhabitants of the land because there Is no iruih nor mercy nor knowledge of Hod In the land, liy swearing and lying and killing und stealing and committing adultery they break out and blood touclieth blood. Therefore, shall the land mourn and every one that dwell eth therein shall languish with the beasts of the fields, hnd with the fowls of heaven, yea, the fishes of the sea also shall he taken away." NATURALLY HORNED IN T. If f "That girl's always homing In." "Well, her father's a cowboy and she was raised on a ranch." i Ancient Gothic Ruins " 1 Reveal Old Metropolis liacktchlsnral, Crimea. Far-- ,', J stretching ruins of a great city T of unknown origin have been J? discovered In the valley of Kskl J Kcrmen In the very heart of the T Crlmenn peninsula. ', The ruins are said to extend x more than two miles, and con ' ? slst of high fortress walls, hun X dreds of homes hewed out ol ! ', ? rocks and six great cave tern J pies, embellished with ancletu , , J frescoes. Itusslan archeologlsts ; suld the ruins were once the . 2 capital of the Goth's kingdom. J Z known In history as Hie city ol 2 Feodora, founded during the J reign nf Justinian the Great 0 --k tlLO tSEEi I'M ALU Cat of Reduction Hundreds each rornina I behold Along the hlxhway stNlklnst Many are walking to reduce. Mors are reduced to walking Foolish Dnder the Mussolini regime, Italy has no divorces and domestic differ . ences must be battled out In the home. Hence, a Mlltin husband, who had been quarreling violently with his wife, was quick to take up what seemed n laxity In the routine of housekeeping. "I see." be snarled, "that you haven't even washed today's dishes yet." "It Is my mistake," admitted the wife, much to the man's surprise, "You see." she added, "I did not ei-pe-you to get home before midnight, as usual, and why wash these dishes that I hnd Intended to break on your head when you came In?" Obvious. Novice (seeking free advice from the club professional) I have a tiahlt of continually gelling Into the rough, thereby spoiling my score. Can you tell me bow I run play a smoother game? "Pro" Certainly keep on tlte fulr way I WELt,,t HADTTiW Vou PuT $04j tyOUUP, IF MOM h, T. $f GET WARVA SOMEVUR. COM J'ifiJ-- OlOKIT SAV I If WAV, rrrso Lrl grfS M Cold Need Cause No Inconvenience Singers can't always keep from catching cold, but they can get the. best of any cold In a few hours and o can you. Get Pape's Cold Compound that comes In pleasant-tastin- g tablets, one of which will break up a cold ao luickly you'll be astonished. Adv. ; ao ockkkukkhj g DIPPING INTO 2 SCIENCE S Red Light Through Closed S Eyes 0 Even though we close out 5 I. eyes, we ure still conscious ol S light. bJl Instead of a natural 5 llglit it aiipcurs red This Is g liecuuse of the blood vessels In 5 our eyelids The light pene 2 trutes through, casting a crim g son hue on the eye's nerve ceti 2 ter. If blood were any othei v color. It would show that color 2 ISV ! Npweait Union I 6 Entomologists' Value Revealed by Institute Pittsburgh. Pa. The ahsetil-mln-ed professor who scampers aflei elusive buttertlles and bugs with t net contributes much to the benefit of humanity. Carnegie Institute of Techno'ogy here bus more Hum I.MHiimhi sped mens of bugB. beetles, etc.. ami of licliils point out llial study of inyilml I insects, gaiiicmi iroiu near aim fit r. reveals which Is beneficial to mall kind, and discloses how to rid In fested places of harmful Insects Pittsburgh Is the home of foul outstanding figures In the etitoiuolog leal world Dr. W. J Holland, ill rector emeritus ot Carnegie museum litis a personal collodion of sped mens gathered from the four comers of the earth. I'r Hugo Kahl. s tin tlve of Sweden, presides over the 111 u scum's collection Associated with him are two others H. G. Klugcr and B. Krautwurin. both entomologists. Quick Flight. The meek liitle iiuiu was walking back from the funeral of his Ig and masterful wife. Suddenly a dislodged slate whirled down and landed with a resounding crack on ,1s head. "Gosh." he murmured, looking up "Sarah must have reached 'leaven al-ready." HAD NICE TIME Alice Gosh i 1 had a One time last night. Ted Shame on yon. Water "Fortilised" "Watei farmers" who raise fish, either for aquariums or for restock-ing the streams, are now using fer-tilizing materials In their ponds to In-crease and Improve the vegetable mat-ter upon which toe fish feed. Goat Pals With Horse and every one supposed he would go out on his own. But no be stayed with Moon beam. Bill had refused food before. Now he ate heartily, but only in the pres ence of the horse. How much he ad mired bis equine benefactor was soon shown when Moonbeam was taken out to try some hurdles. The goal trotted alongside. They enme to the first hurdle and Hie horse went over easily. Hill slopped short, eyed the fence, ana then, with a mighty standing leap came within Inches of the top. but crashed buck to the ground. Native cunning prompted him to run around the hurdle and catch up with Moon beam, but be had learned the trick and cleared the next hurdle by Inches Then Moonbeam did bis stunt of kneeling, and Bill promptly knelt be side him. Moonbeam rolled over and Bill Instantly did Hie same, and go: his horns stuck so fast In the sand he hud to he helped to his feet. Nowadays the two share a stall on their master's estate on Jolly Island a fashionable suburb of Charleston The Islands Is full of gouts running at large, but Bill never even hats an eye at them. Ills one and only Inter est Is Moonbeam. So content Is he that when It becomes necessary to take the horse nut alone Bill has to be tied In ..is stall, where he whlmp era until Moonbeam Is brought hack again. Charleston. 8 C Kor several vears MiHUiheum a trick horse, ami Bill a Ilea riled black goal of no par tlcnlar ancestry, have been Insep arable companions The story of tl elt friendship Is Hie story of LIH's sd miration for Moonbeam. Once Moonbeam did Bill a service and now Bill will sleep nowhere but In Moonbeam's stall. When Moon heiim lakes their master, Pr W II Price, for a ride. Bill goes along, and does whatever Moonbeam does This is sometimes hard, for Mi beam is an accomplished hurdler, which little Bill decidedly Is not, and many times the goat has c e lo grief In his at tempts to copy the actions of his equine idol. It is a long story, and begins with .MiMiiilieam. Several ears ago. when Ills age was three, Slooiibeum be longed to a farmer, and was known us "a mean rllter. right enough." lie had never been ridden nor driven, and the only way lo enter his pastun-wll-safely was first to drive hhri Into his stall with rocks. One day Poet or Price, who was then county Inspector of meuls, wen' to Hie country for a vacation mid saw the horse. When he was l!d f uulmui'a vicious disposition he look a heavy club, entered the pasture ... a ...I ,1 1....,,.. PllulllJl flirWMtlt to attack him struck him on the nose The horse wus so surprised that thai uflemooli he lei himself be saddled and ridden, ami I aid or Prb bouglit him ami made ol him a well behaved animal, with numerous tricks In his hag. Including kneeling ut command and rolling oer. And now enters BIN on the end ol a slii.ig held In Hie hand of a small hoy with a face. His father had told him he could not kee Bill hut t'tusl lake him to the clt slaughter bouse lo he killed. Porto nately tor BUI. the superintendent ot the slaughter house was a kind heart-ed inatw He honchl Bill ami promised not to kill hlni Fir some time Bill dwell untnolesf ed In the slaughter house stable where Moonbeam had a stall all hi Wn. One day In November. IH27 Kill broke a leg. and next morning wus found lying In the comer ol Moonbeam's exclusive stall, with Moonbeam guarding hltn from Intrud ers. Even Poetor Price could not en let the stall until he bad pacllled the horse. In a few weeks Bill was well We don't want our dearest friends to overlook our faults. We want them not to see them at all. A soft answer aeldom fulls to Im-press soft people. Page ar.d Hilf Written by Dickens Bring $9,000 Philadelphia. A page and a hall of the original manuscilpi ot Charles Dickens' famous "Pickwick Papers' brought I'.i.imki at an executor's sal. of books and historical documents l the collection of George W Clillds publisher, who died In IS!M. On the failed yellow paper, still wei preserved. Is the conclusion ot the Sixteenth chapter of the lry. The paper is signed "Charles Pickens'' ami "!'.oj!." one of his mms de plume, ami daied IS:!8. II was purchased b Churles Sessler. a collector. Mary's Littla Dreis Mary had Utile dress, A dainty bit and airy; It didn't show the dirt bit, But rh' how M showed Mary! And Kepi It Lip New Vol k -- Women start lo out talk men early Tests made by a memlicr of the faculty of ColiiniM-o- n kindergarten pupils show the girls do iwolhltds of the conversation whether their parents. are from Kiim side or West side. 3 Belted Kingfishers Seen at Grand Canyon Grand Canyon, Ariz. The tlranil Canyon National park recently re celved a visit from three belted king Ushers, a species thai previously was unknown among the bird life of the park The three birds were observed by park employees along the Bright Angel creek on the north rim of the canyon. Their occurence In this re-gion Indicates that they followed the torturous path of the Colorado river through a semlarld region where It must have been a difficult mutter for even their sharp eyes to per celve f'Hid In the .muddy waters Bright Angel creek with its clear water, trout and native minnows af forded an excellent resting place for these traveling avian fishermen. A Finished Job Mrs. Hammer Knox I claim to be very fair minded. I always In vest I gate n person's character before con demnlng It Her Best Friend Of course yoo do dear. Yon can then condemn It so much more thoroughly I Seek to Grow Fruits, 1 Gardens in Labrador I o Amherst. Mass.-Pr- of. F. C I J Sears, head of the pomology department of Massachusetts Agricultural college, who spent f ; the summer In Labrador. Inves f o tlgatlng the possibilities of In creasing the production of food f 0 plants recently told of his oh nervations concerning the agrl ? cultural problems of the coun 4 try The trip was made at thi x I Invitation of Sir Wilfred 1 I (irenfell. who Is particularly t ..nt-litti- tn Introduce fritlln ami & t a greater variety of vegetables X i As a result of Professor Sears f visit, plans are being made t f send fruit trees, hushes, vines f I and vegetable seeds to he grown Z f and tested In Ijihrarinr One ot 3? I the miniature "experiment sta I f Hon' will be located on Doctoi X I Crelifell's private grounds at St f X Anthony Art Center Njw fork.-T- he ml center ot Hie Cnlted Stales Is Aniorii. Ill That Is sSTtlie deduction of oHIclals of the Grand Central Art galleries from per capita ownership of masterpieces. J Many a married Sv?5i man Imnglnes tha' TssV every married worn V aD wmld have pre fcrred him to the man she married If they hnd only met sooner. WOMAN POLICE CHIEF y.ul.ill.1 IIOi''lV1'; "tit ol the police o. ' ,lt.re ,, the chlel Ksthonla. one of the new Baltic stales, Ten years ug si' M,"!,"n, w"'n chores on her husband'-far- an doing She l wearing her full re "Cjalla. the Ml-slm- i' phile nelnn the Xmhlem of Ksilmnla's national rarity Late-Hou- r Model Mrs. O'Brow My husband's car Is the latest car out. you know. Mrs. Cutter Yes. so all the neigh bors say and every night, too. at that, my dear. Sharks' teeth are plentiful at many beaches because they are made of al-most pure enamel and are extremely durable. Comrades Honored Fireman I ''w - . L. Sapstord Is a memticr ot the Cheshtnil tire brigade ot Loudon. Kug land, and when he was married the other day all his comrades turned out to help. The phrtograph shows Mr. and Mrs. Sapsford riding to tha wedding breakfast on one of the brigade's piece of apparatus. Anyone Miss a "Lift"? Customer I've u pain In my chest Every now and then something seems to rise up Inside me and then settle back. Humorous Prugglst Vou huvent gone and swallowed an elevator, have yout Rejoinder Porter Did you miss dat train suhT Traveler No! I didn't like to see it around, so I chased It out of the yard. One in Every Community Blinks She s an uwful snob Isn't she? Jinks Say, she even gets sore it a cheap flivver parl: within twenty five feel of her high-price- bus when It Is parked downtown Artificial Legs in Shop Windows Menace Morals London. Artificial legs for the dis-play of silk stockings In shop windows are a menace in public morals. In the opinion of llev I'. Y Knight, vicar ot the village of Ityrhope. near Sunder iand. When the vicar gazed upon a display In the shop of the local drtier. h paid the draper the price of the legs, on condition that they be taken from the window and burned. Heavenly Peace Doctor When you lake your wife's temperature she must place the ther-mometer under ber tongue and keep ber "mouth closed fot two minutes. Mr. Jones Havent you one that takes an hour? I Nine-tenth- s of. the people in Amer lea were classed ss farmers in 1800. |