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Show the year would only predict something good it would make life sweeter. That when a girl is in doubt she should powder her nose. That when the Volunteer Fire Companies give a dance it is usually us-ually a success. That leap year was never intended in-tended to inspire a girl to get out of the frying pan into the fire. That W. H. Slayton, head of the Association against the Prohibition Pro-hibition Amendment truly says Prohibition is a complete failure. fail-ure. That perhaps it is coming to the point where the church people peo-ple have to go outside for their religion. That if wishes could bring our readers a happier 1924 we would fill this column with 'em. That there is yet no necessity to distribute free copies of this paper. Did It Ever t Occur to You i That it takes a real cold day to make a man thankful for his last year's overcoat. That with such a bunch of enthusiastic en-thusiastic basket ball fans how is it possible for our High School boys to lose out. That a physician is advising people to eat apples if they want to reduce. This method is said to have reduced Adam very rapidly. rap-idly. That the thing that ought to arouse more curiosity than it does, is, who starts all the darn lies that sweep thru communities. communi-ties. That Nature is said to be beautiful, but where would that girl be without her powder puff. That with a daughter attend- ing a University, there isn't very much that her parents don't leam. That it has been said men talk faster than women but is it true? That more auto accidents are attributed to defective brains rather than defective brakes. That a locomotive always has the right of way and can prove it. That it is said washing dishes softens the hands, but one lady remarked it hardened her heart. That many a man who pays cash sleeps on tick. That to avenge our wrongs cost more than to protect our rights. That the wall-flower at the dance is usually the girl who can bake a batch of bread. That a liar is without honor in any country. That fair competition has never nev-er made us shudder. There is nothing that ivill keep a man on his mettle lik? clean-cut, square, honest to goddness competition. That times change. One time there was a demand for the full dinner pail, now that has been replaced by the desire for more parking space. That if you want to stay single sin-gle thru leap year don't leap. That discontent comes from not being satisfied with what the other fellow has. .That the tail cannot wag the dog, but a man's tongue can often of-ten wag the man. That the flu epidemic is making mak-ing a bunch of its victims feel mighty mean. That no mother of a man will tell you all men are alike. That this is leap year. We suppose the shieks are nervous but they wouldn't be if they only could see themselves as others see them. That operating a post office in Bingham is no child's play. That now its all over it should be recorded Santa Claus' other name is Prosperity. That some people love to kick even if they have to criticise the road supervisor. That young women who are so crazy to become movie stars have been told that to get into pictures they must have legs, and they cannot be purchased in any drug store. That some women tell Edward that the best way to keep perpetual per-petual peace in a house, is with a rolling pin. That some people will crab about the bum Christmas presents pres-ents they received until Christmas Christ-mas comes again. That the Rev. Elmer Goshen is still packing the Pantages Theatre at Salt Lake every Sunday Sun-day morning. If you desire to hear an able address be at the "Pan" on Sunday morning next. That with crownless kings all wandering around Europe it appears ap-pears that a hard-working peasant peas-ant would look good to any tourist. tour-ist. That if the prophets who start their predictions on the first of |