Show THE TIIE ACME OF snobbishness A democratic paper of 0 new now york describing the tea party given by mr villard to sirs grover cleveland says that the icea ices were made in ado in the tile shape of a grandfathers bat 1 badly adly bruised and crushed on ono side and with a rampant ice cream rooster on top crowing ko no more complete completo exhibition of was sacr fter made mad in america and no deeper insult wag was ever leveled at that woman beautiful alike in person and character frances cleveland it is not a matter of pain to defeated political opponents it is not a matter of exultation by the victora victors both of these are expected and borne in their fall full measure every four years but mrs gillarda Vil larda was a docial hospitality certainly extended to a lady and supposed to bo be offered by bk a it lidy lady taste and have boon been the pra pro vail ing ell arac teri sties of mrs Clev elands life in tho the white house and in bei own private home and the obtrusion of political li cartoons upon a tea table cpr spread d in her honor bonor was an insult to the generous nobility which has always made her the admiration of every american citizen A democratic paper of one of southern counties quotes diffly wiit writ as saying that levity passed by the man who was so unfortunate as to be robbed and wounded by thieves and with a logic as full of quaint surprise as its scriptural quotation is full of oddity it argues that the Derno democrat crat is the only friend of tho tile colored man nian in fact is the good samaritan if the dead might speak what a host of testimonies morics could be adduced in support of that claim from colored creatures who owe to democrats their sudden and premature translation from this vale yale of tears 8 w the islea isles of the blessed I 1 ALL OVER the country democratic newspapers are bemoaning the fact that cleveland will find empty treasure vaults you cant satisfy some people eight years ago sir cleveland discovered what he lie called a surplus and lie did not know what to do with it during liis his entire term lie was agonized by the spectacle of an overflowing treasury and ho lie even succeeded in inoculating his party with his foolish fears from liis his expressions at that time one would think that liis his soul would be filled with sweet content at the prospect of a depleted cash box FROM FRUITLESS discussion of remote questions the richfield advocate sensibly turns to tile subject ot of pig pic culture and asks its readers to consider this it is cheaper in sevier county to raise one pound of pork than three pounds of krain grain the ono one pound of pork is worth 7 cents delivered in salt lake and the three pounds of grain is worth three cents better raise more pork there is meat in the proposition it is a good rich sermon told in a few lines and its application is broader than sevier county it reaches every farm in utah 1 DREAD CAST upon the waters shall return several years ears ago a young surgeon named penrose silent one ono night ill in cheyenne on lug b is way to join his army command the other day in nev now york he lie married one of the wealthy drexel girls and the tile cheyenne papers give the tile account accod nt of odthe the wedding a scare heid head and a local column THE news 13 is to bo be congratulated upon its resumption of tile honorable practice of giving credit to its contemporaries for borrow borrowed ed articles it costs tile news nothing and tends to restore our faith in in journalistic nature As A relief from the intensity of the he political discussion lion ilon calvin reasoner and rev david utter of salt lake are debating on christian science this is like cultivating boils in order to distract attention from ache THE COMET will strike the earth about the night of the dinst brine on your comets I 1 after having passed through gil the ath of november tile kaish of a flaming tail will merely be a nerve soother goo ther to republicans is a growing grow ing tendency on oil the tile part of the people of the united states to choose their own senators sometimes tile state legislatures do not select wisely and they never divide with the tile dear people THE tue CITY caliopa speaks of its townspeople as corinthians the matter friend caciopo Ca liopo wont the they y pay their subscriptions after glancing at the dictionary they may mob you ou A LIST of three bi bis liars with w etli illustrative anecdotes is published by the minneapolis tribune the tile election must have broken the spirit of the tribune only three big liars WILL MR OAISE esteem it as an insult insult if THE suggests bug bests zests that tile opening of tile uintah reserve for rattlers settlors sett satt lors lers would close ins his congressional caner carcer in in a blaze of glory R G do DON A co report that there were 43 45 fewer failures iu in the united states and canada last week than during the corresponding week w eek in 1891 DENVER ven NEW and ogden are all seeking to extend their corporate limits A bit biz city with big hopes and big prospects wants a big area |