Show 1 I 7 I 1 I 1 IN A PRICED A barmer will witta a DJU ot of arr A 1 mirtalo MI italo I 1 i A fam fanner racked between the coa cove won if that the ho belonged to the only IMS class ot of people that has any real rf krisht bt to liro live and the uncomfortable realization that in le was as in a place here bere le did not know whet to do or how to do it wandered into the highest restaurant in kansas city at noon t other day A waiter alter deftly seated bim him 1 lie to bail bad decided whether or not to tibe off oft his j overcoat A bili of fare was hill borero him and bo lo pondered ft it with the LI face would probably bare have worn wom it ho he lind had been rheu given ten lines of 0 greek to translate with the alternative of 0 decapitation in case of fallum fd luro ho ila glanced sidewise at a real estate man mall who u aa as baitin waiting wa itin for his luncheon bat but found no relict in the im nance of his table companion then he I 1 e looked upward covertly and found tin the waiter regarding him w fill a stony sta ataro rl th the most u utterly able man in fit kansas city at that moment was the rui ruit alist ilist although ho lie deter i effused of used to low loo right sight of hh his conyl lotion that lie was tho the bait salt of the earth real men and anra a very interior sort sol t of compliment conille conil lm nt he ila fun fum bled the biu bill ot of tare fare ii in honcle conru i then ho lie blared clai ed his lis throat threat and ball said to the impending waiter 11 I 1 guess i you ou can gamme tome come coni corn af nn axe ca belgo coi cot it 11 bet f cabbage an cab base echoed tho the tr alter av with fill no clex camiso 0 o of 0 countenance all rf bt aar aldio ou on a minute said mid the fanner i nervously citi nervi ns as hs f eye caught a familiar file on oil too card gimino salt mackerel instead 0 0 the corn beef an nit cabbage ca cabi blAge ise 1 salt inac kerel au all right lir sir sold the waller 17 alter an bole on am taid said the farmer rn rapidly eidly gali ting confidence in ili as lie io not noticed ilia tt altein then with ith bing of a tone ho lie added dont be ix in 11 so much of a bur huny Y erin me a line 0 0 vt ge table the mackerel erel 0 ol 01 cot we abat bat vegetables esc tables will you have chri asked the welter waiter why gt tables for a meal 0 0 course borne some apai spai agns a ate an some coni com ansome lot ir an some string beans ia got any now potatoes pota yes cirii sir some new potatoes ant an eoma green peas a an n tome win a onion onions s an on tomo some an nit all 61 0 thine things that goes to male make up a meal mad the diner with mental v vl lions of the quantities of eido side li thes that ho he lal laal encountered in a regular dinner twenty five centa 1 bouso bouso some hem all right dr sir said the imperturbable waiter with a reassuring drawl of the all after waiting walting several minutes ini during which the lui alist relapsed fil into tobis his uncomfortable for belt conscious condition the waiter arrived nith tha ilia order 71 alo o diners djoi bulged with when ho faw halt the table covered with huso lugo plates beat ing tho the items of his dinner after stai ins ing hope lessly for a minute he be beean began to cat catger over oer wh whelmed elined by the conviction that there lad been a it gigantic gig antia mistake a when han he lie had finis hod pro provender endor for f r an ordinary w family remained untouched T ali a waiter dipped a check und under erthe the edge of 11 is plate plato and the ilia wretched man took it up clu and looked at the amount of ills his bill it vas v as in the neighborhood of 2 SO fransas city star |