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Show That we had an awful ran on our paper pa-per last week,1;- .. ,, That we never swear in front of ladies.. ; 'i '. '".,' That we try and hold our temper, as no one seems to want it. ' The wages at Sing Sing is death, That Missouri is s good place - to , come FROM. f ' ' ....... That we've learned many a lesson since we've been out of school. That about the hardest thing in the . world to make is soft money. That we would like" to . know how many Sear-Robuck ' dollars were ever spent in Bingham Canyon. That bread is the staff of life because be-cause it is made out of dough. That jerk-water stations have turned into , "gimme-about-five" gas stations. sta-tions. ',,' 5 That it wouldn't be so bad if all we . had to spend was Our vacations. That some people have given away so many pieces of their . mind they haven't much left. "j . V . , .. That if you make hay while the sun : shines, you can "hit the hay" when ' it rains. ' ' " ' 1 '' That those Michigat parents with ten boys find that their work is from ,. son: to sonj, ; v .,- , , . That most of us get just two eulogies in life.' ' One when we marry, and 'the'other'when we die. i - That a fellow with a lot of diplomas . often is reminded of what he might have been. : . i ' That the fellow who used to come to 'town to do his trading is now a prohibition agent coming in to do t his raidin'. That you can't keep a good town . down. . ' ' ' That we like these kind of KNOCKS: Opportunity, and the kind that mean a boost. That we started to say something funny about a mouse, but find it impossible. The best we can do is ' ask you to call upon your imagina-. imagina-. tion if one should suddenly find its way into a woman's sewing circle. That the more you know, the more ' you realize there is you don't know. ' . That something should be done to relieve the shortage of, dwelling places in fljngham Canyon, That we could name several places In ' the camp where modern apartments could be builtV , ' That the fellow who owns the motor-cyclp motor-cyclp that races up and down the street past our office, is doomed. That some of the trucks coming into the camp keep their cut outs open 'and one can hardly VtSnd the noise. That there Is an ordinance prohibiting prohibit-ing the use of a cut out. That geniuses may be born; ability may be a gift of nature. But without with-out hard work and energy no great career has ever been achieved. That when they start quarreling, he does the driving in the front Seat, and she stays in the rear seat. That a Ford Sedan has two seats. That it has been said that a Hudson can pass a Nash. i That a sailor rarely knows just when i he is going to get married. |