Show as goodr reading for dickson and varian the opinion of judge powers upon the duties of prosecuting officers SLANG is subject to variations instead of saying 1 I nave put up a job a man should say 1 I take a long pole when I 1 go fi shine LESS than an outrage was the appointment of the judges of election for slaterville Slat erville in this cound ty three rank members of the liberal party compose the board let the people beware of trickery Is an effort being made to carry the pret for the minority by unfair means THE news casts a gratuitous and unnecessary insult upon mr william driver when it says between the news and mr driver there is no impassable gulf we counsel moderation to mr driver under the circumstances he doubtless feels like smiting the impudent editor of the news but let him take a legal vengeance for this gross criminal libel which has been thrown upon him is Bo radically and infamously wrone in our system of jurisprudence when a man can be convicted upon such testimony as was offered in the pingree case to find in all the words of the witnesses any material evidence upon which to base his claim for n verdict the prosecuting officer appealed to the jury to use one of the worst traits of our common human nature that is a beneral distrust of mankind he said practically and almost in these exact words judge from your ekpo expo fience of men their failings affections and passions whether it is probable or even possible for the defendant to have obeyed this law and by such assumptions and inferences was eked out and patched up that testimony which did not amount in actual legal evidence to even a respectable suspicion DEAN SWIFT suggested the only plan to the english which could effectually settle irish famine naked ness and discontent it was that the stars of the ill starred isle should be taken and stuffed to a gross state of turgidity and then that these tender spiced human fallings be roasted broiled or stewed and fed to the english youth the feast cra would pain in muscle and intellect from the diet li is about a hundred and fifty years binco the satirical jonathan evolved his scheme BO attorney varian must not take too much credit to himself for originality if a man who haa two wives ask this prose cus tor how to fulfill fulfil the edmunds act and if mr varian answer your only chance is to behead your plural wife and make a barbecue of your children mr varian is only borrowing the great Irish mans idea WK CAUthe attention of the salt lake 10 another act of its es baters haters the when P A brown was examined on a charge of unlawful cohabitation be fore Commike ioner mckay in this city he refused to permit any of his family to testify but personally made all the admissions necessary to secure a conviction HIs worda were heard by fifty residents res identa of ogdan and it WM publicly known that be intended to repeat all his admissions under oath at the trial but when the appointed day came mckay was on hand as n witness though there was BO occasion for his testimony and he was not even sworn a the case bus was probably dull at salt lake and the opportunity to get fees and mileage was not to be neglected keep figat salt lake ire raid until the fee fiends shall go tribune has recently been praising john M youn one of the aspiring new democrats and has been applying to him extravagant adjectives it evidently wishes to lead him on and when it has seduced him far enough from homo to make his return humiliating if oot impossible it will apply the lash as it did in the case of alfalfa young the erratic egotist f the democrat jt ia a weak intellect indeed which en be turned by the slimy plaudits pl audits of the tribune lri bune and the victim of its is to be pitied as all fools afe it decoys young men solely to make them enemies of that which should be and dearest to them it leada them to mental and religious suicide in the pool of their own vanity it scourges urges tacia with it knout of unholy power whenever they dare to depart from its horrible policy A man need have no other warning than tribune laudation to know that he is in the path which jeada to disaster and remorse |