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Show GLOBE SIGHTS. (Atchison Globe.) When a man bra?3 about how "well raised" he was, that Is an Indication that he wasn't. Mrs. John J. Ingalls says her husband hus-band never "fussed" except about one thing: that 'the sleeves of his shirt3 were always too long. Ever know a man who didn't make tho same com plaint? Why don't shirt manufacturers manufactur-ers have material by rnaklng the Hleoves of men's shirts of the proper length? When a mnn throws an almanac In the yard the children should destroy It. If It falls Into the hands of their mother she will find In it, a lot of advice ad-vice about giving children sulphur and molasses, or other nasty stuff. Mothers Moth-ers take spells of dosing the children with nasty medlc.no that does them no good ThiB morning wo paw Wade Chat-burn, Chat-burn, manager of the Electric theater, thea-ter, standing ln front cf a Commercial street stairway talking to pome one we could not see. We thought we had never seen Mr. Cbatburn look so strange; he didn't look like himself. We couldn't help thinking- "What has happened to Ward Cbatburn?" When we came up to him we saw what made him look so strance; he was talking to hie opposition. Lee Gunnison, manager of tho Crystal theater. No man can talk to hl3 opposition op-position and look natural. You can always start an argument with a womau by telling her the hest pastry cook Is employed by a bakery. We noticed this morning that the men were cheering o Commercial street. It began at Third street el progressed west to the dry goods section. sec-tion. It de eloped that a Central Branch girl came in on the train and wore her hair naturally It looked so jnuch better and so much more sensible than the jute the women aro now wearing that the men cheered her as she passed along. How the men hate the Jute hair., and how the women fitlck to it- |