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Show by gum, I took It." Cleveland Leader. Lead-er. Matter With Moses. Percy .Miss Jane, did .Moses have the same after-dluner complaint my papa's got? , Miss Jane Gracious me, Percy. Whatever do you mean, my dear? Percy Well, it says here, the Ijord gave Moses two tablets. Bxchange. JUST FOR FUN Consistent. "Senator," said the reporter, "may I ask how ou made your llrst thousand?" thous-and?" "Yes, sir," responded Senator Graph-tr Graph-tr r; "1 made It In the same way that I made all my subsequent thousands." Awed by the arrogance of his man-rer, man-rer, the reporter refrained from heading head-ing tho story of the interview "A Confession!" Chisago Tribune. A Good Loser. Riley How about that gold mine you bought stock in last year? Smiley Why, we've cal'ed it 'The Eulldog." It's the bravest little mine you ever heard of. Riley (Puzzled.) Uravest? Smiley Sure. , There Isn't a yellow si reak anywhero In 1L Puck. Mollie Knew. Little Mollie, tho daughter of a popular pop-ular physician, has a most vigorous Imagination. Indeed, it Is such a very lgorous imagination that It runs away with Mollie's houesty, to ber parents' great dismay. The other day her mother over heard her telling a story to Hobby Davis, a neighbor. It wa3 a very Interesting In-teresting story. It related, with every appearance of truth, the adventures of Mollie on an airship Now Mollie's mother knew very well that the child bad never seen an airship in her life So she called her away from Tommy Davis and began to talk to her. "Mollie, don't you know that you make mother very unhappy by telling such awful stories? ' she asked. Mollie bung her head and said nothing "Don't you know w hat h ippened to Aanauias and Sapphlra.'"' the mother continued, and Mollie looked up brightly bright-ly "Oh, yes," t,he said. "I know all about them. They were struck Jead for lying. I saw them carried into tho corner drug store." Exchange. Busy Woman. Husband You never kill me except when you want money. Wife Well, isn't that often enough? Smart Set, Wanted the Barn. Gee. SI, but I wuz homesick when I went to th city." "Gosh, was yer? How homesick?" "Well, I t-tood on the corner till I seen a car marked 'To the Iiarn.' an' |