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Show Through the Nose. Roally. now, English royalty should not complain so noisily and so frequently fre-quently about "Yankees who talk through their noses." Talking through one's nose is proof positive that surgical operations have not destroyed de-stroyed that useful organ. Pittsburg Gazette-Times. j Well Beaten Down. The way of the transgressor is bard of course. It 16 so thoroughly and persistently traveled. Puck. Strange as It May Seem. Many of the older rosldents can remember re-member when we had sunshine for days at a time. Chicago News. Kerby and Holtttaw. In the opinion of Mr. Lorlmer, Mr. Hol6tlaw in the Kerby of the Illinois situation, and the administration regards re-gards Kerby as the Holstlaw of the Balllnger investigation. Holstlaw took cash and Kerby dictation, but they were equally guilty of not keeping keep-ing silence. Louisville Courier-Journal, j A Chance for Spain. If Spain is really anxious to havo the Maine rained she might come forward for-ward with an offer to pay half the expense. Not that your sturdy old Uncle Samuel would consider the proposal pro-posal for a moment. But it might be regarded as a Blgn of good faith. Philadelphia Press. His Predicament. The mayor of San Francisco Is running run-ning tho city from a cot in a hospital, but he can't see the big prize fight unless ho rapidly recovers. Cleveland Cleve-land Pialn Dealer. It would bo presumptuous to Inquire In-quire how murh the scientists have learned from the comet Let us rest wllh the safe contention that , the comet has enabled authorities to stick a few pins In new hypotheses relative j to comets' tails. The fact that stands ' out through all assertion. Inquiry and ' epeculatlon is the amazing accuracy of mathematical astronomy. From the J observations of 75 year? ago, tho time of the comet's nearest approach to the sun was calculated to within a week. Boston Transcript |