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Show FIRST AID TO THE NEEDY. When a man rushes Into your office of-fice hurriedly and saya: "By Jlnjco, Dawson, I hate to speak of it, but I need $100 like the very old dickens today!" Answer: "What a singular coincidence, coinci-dence, Blnks; I do When tho lovely ybuug maiden to whom you have been paying court for months shakos her head violently and says: "No, Mr. Blthers, I cannot Imagine any circumstances under which I could be Induced to marry you." Answer; "Thanks, Miss Jones this U a great relief I woa afraid you had mlsconrtrucd my attentlona. and, of course, desired to live up to my implied obligations." When you run face to face with your tailor upon the street and he turns a cold, beady ce upon you and says: "Excuse me, Mr. Bump, but what have you to say about my little bill?" Answer: "1 ,din't think I have met your little Bill, Mr. Shepperton. indeed, in-deed, didn't know you had any children chil-dren at all." While he Is recovering from this jump Into a taxi and proceed to break tho speed laws. |