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Show JUST FOR FUN Unsubstantial. "Don't yon know that wlno la a mocker?" "Well," answered Colonel Slilwcll, "I hadn't thought of It In some time. Hut as a thirst-quencher I have always regarded It as a hollow mockery." Washington Star. Popular Fiction. I JtiBt Adoro Grand Opera'" "I Don't Caro for the Nickel; Ita the Principle of tho Thing." "Yes, Mabel; I'd Love You Just the Same if You Wero as Poor as a Church Mouse." "No. Sor. tho Young Leddy Isn't at Home." "I Havcnt the Monoy With Me Now, I'!1 Pay You Next Week Bum." He 8 Not Five Year Old Yet. Oon-due Oon-due tor." "I Don't Want It For Myself, You "iJ'10 Buy'aS It For a Friend." I Detest Liquor. But tho Dootor Advices M to liM It." Chicago Tribune. Tri-bune. Bright Boy. The pr..y Sunday Bchool teacher had bee,, .-li ng the class about tho great Sahara dfiri.. "And lK.ys." she filJ, !n conclusion, the rnuicl cau fc0 eltfit days without wrr. Thiti rr.tbrn-- -a.ov, 1?p Jhtltny lU" tu;; -1-ohor.sos thaj.0 aJl wltuuat -wtr aud carry people on their backs every day." "Gracious, Jimmy! You ruusn t exaggerate ex-aggerate in Sunday rchool." "I'm not exaggerating, ma'am. They are the flying horse on tho summer park merry -o-ronnd." Chicago News The Cot Came Back. Mr. f'enn They say the rtrevts in DoFt-.n are frlgntfully crooked? Mr. Hub They are. Why, do you know, when I first went there 1 could hardly tlnd my way around. "That must have been embarrassing." embarrass-ing." 'it was. The tlrst week I was Iheio I wanted to et rid of un old cit we hud. an 1 rny wife koI me to lake It to the rii-r a mile away " "And you losi the cat all rlli I ?" "Lost nothing. 1 never would have found my wav home If had.i'i followed fol-lowed the cot!" Evp-yl.iy's Mag-oiloe. Mag-oiloe. Willing to Oblige the Lady. He arose in thi- crowded Isle. "I couldn't think of depriving you of your seat," she sweetly said. "Pray keep It " He sat down. "Veri1 well, if you ln.slht upon It, ma'am." he said In a resigned voice. ' But I've already been carried by my street." Kansas City Journal. The Firt Thousand. "It's the first thounaud dollars that'B bard to got." "That's right." asserted the owner of tb garage. "Aftor you separate 'era from that they'll loosen to any extent" ex-tent" Kansas city Journal. |