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Show -f . &t) TOM SIMS SAYS p . -i. A motorist tells us he has been out detouring the country Some think tho tariff protects everything except prosperity. The Chinese war Is over and now they -wonder who it was over. If health Is wealth, a hay fever victim vic-tim Is almost broke. Irene Castle dislocated her collar bone. That reminds us, football will be back soon. The man of the hour In Ireland is lucky if he lasts that long. Tennessee carries women's rights too far. A Chattanooga rooster hatch erj out some eggs. One man telle us his girl is worth her weight In coal. In Pan Francisco, n woman wants to buy a newspaper artist from his wife who can't support him. Fault Is so easily found the hunting hunt-ing isn't worth while. Some towns have all the luck Kansas City rents nre being cut, Tn the ark they had two of everything every-thing except fly swatters. Beauty secret- A cake of soap mixed mix-ed with water will do wonders. A bank clerk has a tough job. He han to sottle back down to work after every holiday. Burbank has perfected a pure white peach. It Is excellent for eating In a white shirt First sign of fall Is the story about squirrels storing golf balls thinking they are nuts. Dust clouds are being scon on Mars It may be an election. Italy has hired an American rainmaker rain-maker who may turn out to be only an American money maker. Georgia woman received a letter written nlno years ago. It was prob-abily prob-abily given to some husband to mail. The wisest thing many a rich man's son has ever done was when he chose his parents. Many a fair maiden worries because she Is Just, a fair maiden. Man who dropped dead on Wall street may have been a farmer learning learn-ing the the price of wheal This may be an awful country; but on Tagawn island there are 14 women to every man Every time a house burns we wish it had waited until winter when fire fill be needed |