Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-11-28 | Page 4 | Tom Sims Says

t- - ' TOM SIMS SAYS Wo have 65 per cent of the world's telephones and goodness knows whac per cent of Its wrong numbers In Fort Smith. Ark., a hunting dog will be given some new glands. They should bo rabbit glands Tlcture in the paper shows a white baby which talks Chinese. Thev all do that at first Supposed victim of amnesia in Do troit has forgotten all his friends. How lucky, with Christmas coming on. A movip producer plans to dramatize the ten commandments Jf the censors don't cut some- of them out. Six are going to the arctic regions in an airplane. If they wait the arctic regions will come to them December 3 to 9 is education week. Don't sling any slang this week You may think your luck is bad but. what about the Akron, D, man who pawned his false teeth just before Thanksgiving. Turpentine will remove paint but it j blisters the face. A two-dollar bill is often unlucky because you haven't got one. . j I A new monoplane may travel ZrJ miles nn hour, but Christmas, is coming com-ing along bster than that. Cafe cashier chased a robber with I broom. She Is single so we doil'l know how she got her training. About 1000 canaries arrived in this country in one load. Looks like a fine winter for the cats. The sultan of Turkey was chased I away from his home hut a man with so many wives shouldn't care The leading figure in a show Is often the leading figure because of her leading figure, we llgure A photograph makes a fine Christmas Christ-mas present The person you give it to cannot give It away. Earthquake was reported in Hawaii. Hawaii says she had no earthquake It may have been a shimmy dancer. The stork la voiceless, but a man with triplets tells us the bird is dumb in more ways than thai Last presidential election we jumped from one party to anoiher. It may mean nothing, but 1921 is Leap Year.