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Show TOM SIMS SAYS Russia has a big standing army. Greece has a big running army. The annual turkey shortage has just been announced. Strange noises coming from a Florida Flor-ida swamp may be a radio concert. Ex-kainer's bride will be "Queen of Prussia" but won't work at it What is worse than lour wife cook ing rhe same thing for supper you had down town for lunch? Breach of promise is a chorus girl's i long suit. We had almost forgotten about armistice ar-mistice day cominp until we saw a man wearing a wrist watch Woudn't it he great if a Palm Beach suit brought enough to get an over-, I coat out of hock? "How do you eat olives?" asks eti-' iquettc hints, one at a lime. Cincinnati bank robbers got $222, 004 93. the $4.9:: being war tax. Life work of many is loafing Tin travels with 225 trunks, but we will bet even then his wife sticks I things In his pocket. What makes a galosh madder thau a long skirt ' One heavy problem Is "Shall 1 put on heavies?'" Strange things happen. I'minim-nt clubwomen refuses to claim credit for killing h-i husband Michigan man who wondered if thieves would get ? 1 fi 4 0 hidden In a tiro found they would North Carolina elephant has gone i wild twice Considering the state, n , may be the G. O P. elephant Every inan'n objection to his quarters quar-ters Is he wishes they were halves The first man Trom Europe came to America accidentally hut since then they all have a purpose. Dartmouth's president may be right about too many ?oing to college. Out of thousands only eleven make a football foot-ball team Pola Negri Bays Sne likes Charlie Chaplin. Run, Charlie, run. There ia no noticeable decrease In the signs of taxes. Almost time to fall out with that girl. Christmas Is coining. |