Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1922-10-21 | Page 4 | Thom Sims Says

y 3 TOM SIMS SAYS ! i A nrwlywed tells us he Is assistant head of his house Onr Pacific ocean Is so dry now a big ship burned. Villa will opn a bank, but not the ; way bandits usually do Thlcago has a gland larren? case and this la not a misprint. Are you a punlo hound Then ' what was It we saw .i (t,rl dancing j Inatond of wearing" 1 Population of ihls world is eafima! j ed at 1.702.000.000. all of whom are j frrouchy at breakfast Health hint: Look out for trains this winter while hunting coal nlooc ' the railroad tracks. Alabama man who paid $150 f0r half fn'erest in queen bee claims he did not get stun. Since skirls are lonjrer fljrure? are lying again. Mowrer says the German 1 1 worries France. Germsnv ?houll WOT f: The rumor that Jazs is dying will be three years old soon. Astronomers say there sre no ISOUndJ on the moon. Then we will never hear from there Kery time It rains 'he pressing shop man elts down and laughs. The worst man we know about got married because be heard a wife was cheaper than a Janitor In Chicago, six bandlis robbed the Sandack Jewelry Of $40,000 but didn't get any coal. The Henry Ford will race for the famous fishing vessel cup and will ' win if the ocean Is hilly. Captain Salisbury has gone 'o the Malay Peniusula to study wild men when he could have hung around the tax collector's office World famous matadors are meeting meet-ing in Mexico. Bnnn. however. Is kept busy In this country. (ne of them tells us she suffers in silence That Is when In silence she Is suffering. A man about town is seldom about anything else. The bottom rungs of the social ladder lad-der are all kicked out.