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Show f. . ft fij TOM SIMS jjf SAYS Pome people tblnk every season comes at the wrong time of tho year. Strangers who promise to do lots for you will do you for lots We saw a man with a beautiful complexion on his coat lapel Saddest words of tongue or pen, "There Is no coal In our coal bin." This light that lies in a woman's eyes is verv illuminating I Fire broke out in Detective Burns' cellar but he caught it in time. Chicago hunter tolls us he was shot at so much in the Michigan woods It made him feel at home if golf interferes wltb your work' get a Job as boss. Pity the poor bachelor He has no home to stay away from Sometimes we think back to normalcy nor-malcy Is the way we are standing "Wins by Clever Ruse" headline. Ruse or rouge'1 One man tells us he bought something some-thing for a song that wasn't one. The closer a man is tho more distant dis-tant his friends. Cheer up. New Year is coming and we can all swear off something. - i Now Is the time to let your whls kern grow as preparedhep? nKninst Christmas neckties. Our idea of hard luck Is getting killed by mistake. i nl satfe place for a speeder is the Sahara desert, where roads are as wide as they are Ions Isadora Duncan says she dan es with her soul, but that BO I what she shows In her pictures. Only a few more weeks In which to do somethinR to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Astronomers say the large magel-Innlc magel-Innlc cloud is 110,000 trillion miles from here What spit ndld place for Our saxophonist? to practice New York youngster! talks five languages; lan-guages; but that's nothing; moM ba- blcs speak 10 or 12. Fast aa the boj learns a geography, some war changes it. Men running for office are nice to women Most women confrol n vote and a voter Too many people's idea ot a c;..od time is too many people's idea of a wicked time. Many a dumb-belle gels a ring. What Is home without coal? |