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Show t TOM SIMS Yif says i . When nooes aro rod nnd people are blue and coal Is so high -oh, what II we do' To the pure all things are pure, but to tho simple all things are not simple. sim-ple. ; One might say the Seattle rejected lover who jumped off a building fell! hard for her. In Chicago, a pretty girl of 16 is j held for picking pockets. Just a slip of a girl. Tho rain falls on the just, especially especial-ly tho Just pressed suit. Good cooking Js an art. It is ln-j terior decorating Tho height of folly Is tho high cost of living. . Harding has bough I ;i f;irm. Making Mak-ing it pa will be much harder work than his present Job. One with bobbed hair tells us she' gets chilled to thebone. Beauty nerret: Not wearing tight hoes helps keep your face from becoming be-coming wrinkled In these new f nil dance steps you meet her face to face. Eat, drink nnd ho married, for to-! morrow wlntei maj com Trnmp. trnmp, tramp, the tramps nrc he.idlnp south A stitch In lime saves two socks. The loaves are falling from the trees, this is the season of the sneeze. The female of the p. t u-. crels more sleep than the male. "Keep the docs warm.' advises a magazine writer. We mirht turn them into hot dogs Financial conditions must ho getting get-ting bettor because bigger swindles arc being reported. Trains aro carrying radio outfits. Their cowcatchers have been broadcasting broad-casting stations always. Fordncy Is planning a trip around tho world and Fordney tariff haters hope he stops half way. Letters mav bo sent to Uruguay for 2 cents now. Bargain hunters wish they knew someone In Uruguay Lafayette, when II comes to keeping our troops on tho Rhine, they are there. Some towns are lucky In New Orleans, Or-leans, a man shot a bootlegger. I.lovd George will have to go some to come back Is it more blessed to pav than collect? |