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Show fl HECTIC l" fl HASH b By O. Q. -Is MOTORING, FARMER& PICNICKERS Tho rich motor; the poor drive about. I Some dnvo about 97 miles ever. week end, others drive about until a tire gives ouL Gasoline mileage is also a big factor. fac-tor. Tho big follows get about six miles a gallon; but tho majority run Fords. (Adv.; Ono of the former remarked tht other day that he uses a gallon every jtlme ho steps on tho starter; but he mbsht havo boon flaunting his wealth. I In tho vicinity of Morgan thore la a shady nook, the mecca for automobile automo-bile picnickers. A Ign warns that 1 Is tho charge for a stay therein. Homo Wit has altorod It to read 10 :onU. i A ogdon party choso that spot for luncheon. Ono of thu party forded the river for a shopping excursion uc the store Returning ho heard a lusty lunged ,-u.-,tl. bell,, wmg fur picnickers to get out 'I hen the razzing .started. .start-ed. -Wot yuh doin' ballyhoolng for the Circus?" tho fordcr Inquired "Git out." Kaid the former, ii" vraa proffered proffer-ed the ten cents the altered .sign d - manded .it out" tie ordered again. The fordcr; He's so stingy he eat tho oxsnr.r BhOUted, bristling ' I'll ha I the law on yuh ' And so li continue. 1 I until aa the motorists moved out they sent back this parting report "You're so tight, run homo and let your wlft use you for a drum " Returning horn tho party had a collision with an auio-mobllo auio-mobllo on tho Hlverdalo crossing nn of tho women had her nose broken; tho others ware more or less shaken up. The car was badly Smashed. After Aft-er working for about three hour, i n bus, two brothers were trying to slip a bolt In place. Ono of tham almost asleep WOa leaning over the fond) r Put It In hero," th( sleepy on. v,,i told, and dozing awa he muttered. ' How's your slater?" Thus ended a perfact day A flapper is sometimes recognised by her niako-up. Watch your bluff; it's tricky stuff A little daub hero and another daub there, covers up something that should bo bare. Men ( 1) are taking to corsets. Just .is tho girls are leaving them ott "Will I grow big and TALL like pop-pah'.' pop-pah'.' ' asked the precocious offspring of a diminltlvo Ogdenlte the other da Dad Immediately changed the subject. You're tho breath of my lite, he soz. Sez she: Why don't you hold your breath' |