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Show oo W p Sims I Says The pleasure of receiving a box Bcore by radio will be doubled If they have : somebody cuss the. umpire between j plays. The man of the hour takes care of i the minutes . Tariff makers, please note that a thin of duty is an expense forever Model husbands are not built for speed Time file First thing you know Harding will be asking for another safe and sane Fourth of July. Misery doesn't love company when iit's the company that makes the misery. When two liva cheaper than one they feci that way Now Is the time to begin resting up for a vacation. The thrill of th? first pair of long trousers is nothing compared to the thrill of th- first short dress The only rent a tramp has is in his pants ' One wav to make an enemy is bs agreeing with a man when he say he looks bad. WhtB hubby plays golf and w-ifie( plays bridge they only meet on pay- day. tt must be aw-ful to own the best car on the market and not be able to wish you had a better one. I i Only things most amateur garden- I ers raise are hopes. And ex" is liable to mark ihe I congressman who docsn t help the ! Jobless veteran. Only thing most amateur gardeners garden-ers raise Is bone. It's n wise woman who asks for a $40 hat when she wants a $20 hat We predict a hot summer for the miners nnd operators and a cold winter win-ter for th consumer. It has been a long time since Mexican Mexi-can bandits killed an American, except ex-cept hy booe |