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Show stones, it would promote their renown re-nown in Bingham Canyon. DID YOU KNOW? That it is high time for the people of the camp to start in with their Christmas purchases. That the fellow who invented the "Shop Early" slogan wasn't a fool. That most of the merchants of the camp have their holiday Ijne m, and are more than willing to help you choose that gift. That the new picture at the head of this column shows that the ties of the "Did You Know" family are unbreakable. un-breakable. That some people read our paper merely to find out what is going on in camp. Others read it, to find something to talk about. That the person in business who tells talcs, is soon without a business. That the younger generation is very wise, but it should not attempt to offer too much instruction to its parents. That these spooney shicks who try to run an automobile with their feet may have to use those same feet before long to walk into the court room. If some of the young fellows were seen a little oftener at the bank and a little less frequently on the curb- That someof the red haired lads of the camp have' crawled into their shell. - . That the keener lassies of the camp are quite worried over the attitude taken by the auburn haired lads. That we all can't have auburn hair, which accounts for the whole business. busi-ness. That a soft answer softeneth a hard nose. That this is a great country if it don't weaken. That many of our college students pour over ppkbokw That we have not heard of any reduced re-duced price on squash as yet, although al-though we are in hopes that this line will be taken on ere the season ends. That our enemies are assisting us in giving the people of the camp a real paper, although they do not know it. '" '' ' i That Press-Bulhjtin ads are stepping stones to profitable sales. That there are a' few people in Bingham Bing-ham Canyon who are geniuses in doing nothing and making a lot of work of it. That young people today are no worse than they used to be, but they get lots more publicity. That those few citizens of Bingham Canyon who have refused to learn anything from others have learned mighty little. That every dog has its day, and every day seems to liawe its dogs. That a woman is entitled to the last word; she was created last. That anyhow, LaFollette has disapproved disap-proved the thsory that Study necessarily neces-sarily makes men bald. " That the campaign is over but the country is still hopelessly divided over tho merits of gland treatment. That another reason religion has such a hold on the world is because they have promised us harps instead of saxophones. That some one wants to know what the barbers do with the hairpins the new customers are leaving. They beat them into razor blades. That it is said that every fifth man has a hole in his sock. |
