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Show j LITTLE BENNY By USE PAP& j Sundoy morning pop was shaving his face in the bath room and all of a I suddin he slammed tho razor clown on Ithe window Bill saying. Confownd sutch a mizzrlble blade, that blado WOUldenl take the hair off an egg. Its the last one. too, ding blast it. Benny, run erround to the drug store and get me a packldgo of blades, and be kind c nuff to remember that my face is full of lather. Blejenlng not to waist eny time, and I quick started to run CTrroiind to Wltefl drug store, ony wen I got ball' wavu erround I saw Puds Simkina vvuwklng as if he couldent waw k rite, and I Stopped running, saying, Wats the matter. Tuds. wats you wawklng like that for'.' Theso patten leather shoes are tltc j as anything1, you'd wawk worse than this If you had them said Pud--. And he kepp on vvawking slow and tunny and I kepp on vvawking slow but not funny to watch hlin. and after a wllo 1 scd. Holey smoaks my fathers got lather all over his face. And I started start-ed to run agon to beet the band and Puds veiled. Wat for? Mooning wat did be have tlu- lather all over his face for. which I Jest k-p running without waistlng eny time anserlng him. and I ran in Wltes drug store md got tho blades and ran out agen ind 1 was half ways homo still running run-ning and 1 saw Skinny Martin md Leroy Shobater looking down a caller window and T stopped running, saying. say-ing. Mats the matter, fellows, wats doing? Thcres 2 wlto rabbits down there Jumping erround and eating hunks of cabbldge, sed Skinny Martin. Wlch there was, and I started to look down too. making 3 looking, and after 1 looked about 10 minutes I remembered remem-bered something all of a suddin. saying, say-ing, Good nlte. my fathers got lather all over lus face. Wat for. wat forr sod Skinny and Lroy flhooster. I'll toll you later. I sed, and I started start-ed to run agon, and I ran all the rest of tho ways home, and thero wasent j hardly eny lather left on t-ops face on account of the rest being all dried In. and w en I told him I had ran noorly .ill tho way both ways ho gave mo S foarsc cracks somo plaua and sed lu could stand anvihlng but lies. Provlnc wen 'ho truth sounds impossible im-possible its usell&s.. itn. |