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Show t ! LITTLE BENNY I By LEE PAPE. I My cuzzln Artie stayed at my house last nlte, ;ml we was laying in bed waiting to go to sleep, and I sed. Heck. I wish we dldent haff to go to skooi tomorrow. Its no fun gohiK to bleep Jeet so you can wake up and so to skool, sed Artie. It would be more fun to Jeet stay asleep, I sed, anel Artie sed. Hay, I tell you lets wat lets bide each othe; hats tomorrow morning and then WO ran say w cent find our hat unel It wont be eny lie, and maybe by tho um. Ws find them maybe it will be to late to go to akool. Bounding like a grate Ideer. and this morning the forsl thine I did wen I woak up was run down stairs in my pi 1 nmmers and hide Arties hat. and then Artie went down in his pldjam-rners pldjam-rners and hid mine, and then we KOt dressed, me not knowing ware niY hat was and Artie not knowing ware his was, but me knowing ware his was I and him knowing ware mine as. and after brekfist I sed. Well, heers ware we haff to go to skool, darn It. Benny, suteh tawk, you awt to be glad youre getting an education, sed ma, and I sed, 1 dont mind getting a education, going to skool is all l ob-ei ob-ei t to, and Artie acd. Well, Im going lo got my hat. Anel ho went eut in the hall saying, Wares my hat, I cantj find my hat And I started to look for mine, saying. Neither can I. hay ma, did you sen my hat eny wares? I Your hat is on the hat rack ware iti belongs, your father found it under the vcsterbule mat wen he went out, this morning, ho tred on something and looked underneeth and it was your hat and youll hoer from him on th subjeck wen he gets homo, too, sed ma. Mo thinking, Heck, good nlte. And I sed, Well then 1 rnltc as well wait till Artie finds his. i You go rite to skool and let Artie find his own hat. there no ueo of you both being late, sed ma, and I sed. Well, I think I can find it for him, tVlch 1 did. finding it behlnel the ;n ler clock Jest ware I put it. and we went to skool having a fearse argument argu-ment all tho way about wlch was the dummest place to hide a hat, u.nd.r the VSSterbulS mat or belilnd the par-ler par-ler clock. oo |