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Show Amundsen will forecast the weather a year ahead. That's easy Winter, spring, rammer, fall. A N'orwnlk hen laid a iourounc egg and more than likely the rooster is stiu crowing. The wise man i.l Igderi says he is wearing his next year's stvles already "I do" is a life sentence. George Pepper is now a senator and S hot time is expected. The flapper says she only acts like an old maid thinks. Hootch hounds are barking al the moonshine. Health hint: Never laugh at your wile when she, cries. Most ot those who swore off swearing swear-ing are swearing on. Plttsburc woman shot her husband because he hit her with a hammer How touchy the women are getting The optimist re.lds 'no" irom right to left. The Garland brothers, who refused a million in 1921. have accepted Normalcy, Nor-malcy, we hear your foostep A girl with cotton stockings never I bccb a mouse. Fine motto Live so you can pass , any grocery store. burgia" ought to be safe in a fog A man who sticks his nose into other peopli - business often get! it pushed out When a movie wants a big crowd it advertises "Advance in Prices." ' There is a plague of dice playing." says an official. Shaky business It beats all how a woman can get a trunkful of stulf Into a suitcase. A railroad president has left his four I sons $1 each. I'seless expenditures are ruining the railroads. He who hesitates Is old-fashioned The only man who will work to get Into a hole is a golfer. Peace is safe if someone doesn't spill the navy beans : A doctor says he "knows" every woman in Philadelphia Is knock-knecd. knock-knecd. Several husbands are hunting him The wise man of Ogden says we j must settle down to settle up Any man who jhinks he has no I chance ts correct |