Ogden Standard-Examiner | 1921-02-20 | Page 32 | [Untitled]

I THEY 5AX THAT TROTH U V ) v . ' , M LIVES AT THE 60TT0M u C SZCS ' . 2 ' OF A WELL BUT I 60T S WP J ' y , , - J Dm 6 DONd DELL . ' , V'i. ' - 5 1 nmitiomtqlivfJ N ,k.:y oif's 'hc weli "p' 2 S it : 4 J; j HMBBl tii- ' ' - 1 I Hairbreadth Harry The Spirit of G. W. Prevails. Th?:XL Wi ')-' t Uh,THATS RIGHT"! BUT YOU 5 EL, f AH, MY DISCERNING ERlEND,NE HAVE I &iV& WHEN THE BOTTOMS DROP OUT OF PROVIDED A6NN6T THAT BY BUILDING ,' J f 1 M Jiy f$)T THE X OUR OIL VNELLS THEY FALL RI6HT COPPER -RIVETED, AIRTIGHT BOTTOMS TO SH fl a HP V 0 I I . BOTTOM FELL OUT THROUGH TO CHINA AK1D I HAVE e3Qta Em) YOU CAN T AFFORD TO LET THIS cJHii-, Ltj U ItV IfA A ft L I A" V 0F THE UST 0)L CAPITALIZED IN CHINA ALL THE fijsfc OPPORTUNITY 60 BY? IM SELLING THl-3 ff t " J n WELL YOU GOT e1 MEXICAN AND TEXAS 6USHERS T STOCK AT 3 CENT'S A SHARE AND IN ' t Std invest in p SZNTHAT have fallfn ; v they'll be ''V ' m - M C ; n)TllOUCh THERE'S ) W f r-pT1-- Topym MwT.nKK ' X ' W 1 MILLIONS IN IT! ' ' fTSPOSNTHT 1JH "'gU Tj i " T . .S3ps:i r - ) IT WORKED FINE.1 NW ALL fVE I f H T N;vi ' IT WAS AN ELAB0R- r rurAT1 pPAnn' got to do is wash the bronze, I'm cured) ' ate experiment 'm H1 PAINT OFF ME AND RESTORE THeU h'Vi 3T BtjT CURED y J IMPOSTOR' ILL Qeal statue to its pedestal 1 t'tU Jthatlyins f 1 MAKE AN EX' TTT V ljn T vfUFF.AN OF M I ry" AMPLE OF YOUJ J3 "jli ' 1 ! i riwo ; 1 i j I .l".f THAT'LL BE A LESSON TO ME! WHEN THE j f S THATS SOME BLOCK o'(5RANITE I n L1S5EN, GENERAL! ILL SELL YOU THAT lffij t 5PIWT OF THE 6ENT WHO NEVER TOLD A L S ajisht WE HAD THAT OUT IN MONUMENT AT A BIG BARGAIN ! YOU fes n I LIE TOSSES IT INTO ME LIKE THAT ITS I ftf . OUR CEMETARY ! mT " 6EE, I ACQUIRED IT AT FORECLOSURE fiA 1 ABOUT TIME I TURNED OVER AEW Lb ' ' 'X Sll IHWSSSnfMI ' WVCITTO LIARS, CRUiHEDTO EAETH, j , & (JTOPTOVEAR TITtf THE ONE CURr Iflf J!MWEEO , , ! I HARDLY EVER RISET A3AN feg- K, j ' '' ' ! ' w