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Show IgSPOKT CUATTEr I V? by al VRiPHrsr 1 Indoor sports; A man going to a poker game may have a black cat cross his routs of travel nml keep feeding tho kitty :!! night. A well known sap is Sap Oho. You don't have to get a hunting license li-cense to hoot rab-butt. Do you know that even wateced stock is sold In dry countries? That S.iniuel B. Morse got all keyed up in 18377 That Ceorpe WnshinKton would have never started to hop down trees if he hud known that ex-Kaiser Wll-holm Wll-holm would try to .steal his stuff and get written up in the newspapers about it? a That the seven wonders of the world hare nothing on a seve-n coming com-ing after a third p iss with the bona? ' That Columbus had to do a lot of queening to land Isabel; commonly l referred to as Indoor sports? That Bull Run was nothing like the Cow Marathon held annually by the athletes of the- University (f Utah? That the battle of Cowpens was not a bull fight- GOLD DIGGERS NOW . Baseball players are no longer known as diamond artists. They call l 'em gold diggers now. Eddie Roush of Ch.cinnatl only wants a more t,-eiuu t,-eiuu fr three seasons of pastlmlng. Handsome Cy Morgan In a Bee uniform. uni-form. If the Biighamlte's popularity 1th 'he ;enl ex can be taken as .n indication, e should sting his Way to fame with the Salt Lake baseball club of the Pacific Coast league. Ted Conroy, according to Ernie , Ford, has applied for life Insurance on his youthful mustaehe Ted Just can't sleep night as he worries about some one removing the obstacle from his upper Up. Rates on the policy aro now lie-ln se.ui.d. Saymnn Kerr, former University of Utah mljer and half mller, is burning up the track at Pennsylvania. Rumors Ru-mors have already circulated that a now track may have to be Installed, duo to Wio fire that appears every time Kerr gets Into his running togs, m s During the "dark" spell at the Wasatch Wa-satch Athletic club sports writers oi Salt Lake and Oidcn will nightly Inspect In-spect the tunnel recently constructed by Promoter Jim Downing. Trimmings Trim-mings for the tunnel have not been selected as yet, but a committee of threo has ben selected to seo that the trimmings make their appearance often. The tunnel oh. that would be lotting you In on a secret. see n mimm: u u RS Bowlers of the .Mountain States Telephone and Telegraph OOmpanj have endeavored to set an example- for the other clubs In the City league. Thus far about all they have managed man-aged to do Is to finish in the rear. Manager Dan Smith, however, is working on a new lilca and if the plai. Is carried out look out! Due to the fact that . the males have won but two games In IS, a team of "hello" girls should be named to replace the gents. If a classy team is chosen, just what crew of bowlers wouldn't lose to 'em? We ask you. Nice warm water has been ushereel Into the swimming pool at the rear of tho arona at tho Wasatch club Bill Settle is urged to make an inspection at his earliest convenience. When Buck Anderson was taking hit, examination for game warden o: Weber county he was asked to name five wild animals of the far north. In answer Buck replied. "Throe Polur bears and two teals." He passed the Sx im" with flying colors. |