Show fried froth an aged colored roan man in arkansas says his idea ob A do better worl is ma r dar is n lection goin goinn on all till do timo caso den do white folks is allers perli perlita tc during a thunderstorm out west ivest a book canvasser took shelter under a tree and was struck on the check by lightning the doctors say ay iy the lightning cant live C A missouri newspaper claims that tha tho the hogs arc are so fat that in order to find out where their heads leads aro are it is necessary to make them squeal and judge b by tho the sound an ali illinois boy was choked to death on a grain of coffee this on ought ell t to be a warning to the man who goes out between tho the acts to stick to cloves or lemon peel dear mel me said mrs partington Partin glon the other day young girls nowa now a daya days are not what want their mothers u used cd to be half them aro are sufferers ers from nervous who was it that said it is not good for man to bo be alone asked a sunday school teacher of his class A bright boy answered daniel sir when ho lie was in tho the lions den adolphus had just folded hia his arme arms about her why asked s she be am I like a well made book ho ile gave it up tip because I am bound in calf the binding was hastily torn off yes yei he lie said I used to believe everything was the most credulous fellow alive but he be added since I have had this confounded sore throat it is hard for me to swallow an anything y thing which do you like best your father or your mother inquired the visitor of a cli chubby tibby little fist 01 like ma tho the best she s spanks auks mo inc with the soft sido side of her hand abid pa takes a shingle A youth who went to work in tho the country wrote liis his girl a june graduate that lie was raising rai singa a calf imagine magine liis his feelings when the girl replied I am glad you have begun to support yourself A little boy whose parents arc are always moving from one home to another was asked b by alunday school teacher why did the israelites move inove out of df egypt because they pay the rent was the reply people arc are not marrying at such an all early age ago now as they used usell to remarked gins the other day true replied Fizz leun they cannot afford to bo be lied I to tb tho c steak in beep beef cou les at the present high price of A western paper suggests that ever every y one who cats fruit should plant by t lie roadside for some sonic timo time every ono one who cats bananas lias has planted i th he skins eskins by tho the roadside but no good results in the way of banana crops crop shave have followed bill aint no pra preacher acher said sam lies iles only a zor borter zort ter cr Welk well the diffie rence between a P preacher and an exhorter IN why hy you know a preacher lie t t a acx aind den he done gone bostick to stick to it but a borter he be kin branch on sunday evening a boston divino divine suddenly Y paused I soi somewhat hear bear the close of his s sermon rmon and said wo we would all be glad if that young man in the vestibule v would come inside and satisfy hims self whether she is or is not liere here that would be much better than keeping a half inch draft on tho tile occupants cl of pew and in the tho solemn silence that followed the congregation could hear bear a sound outside as adof of the retreat of an army with banners |