Show all sorts all the year round the earth cannibals hare their neighbors neigh bora at dinner A boil at lees than degrees A gum boil not at all but if you must edear wear off it does not improve a potato to have pecks on its eyes domestic dispatch johnny with the hot be wary how you make promises for he new year vegetable soup is composed ot carrots and ether things thrown in A new england lady asked a publisher whether bis prints would wash A fall in wheat goes against the grain of a speculator who has brought for a rise the letter E is like many men it is first in everything but ends in smoke the ohio man who has greatness thrust upon him should learn to dodge the fitted calf was killed that a forgiving father might reveal re veal his feelings toward a prodigal eon the man who knows you well may forget all about you when you are eick hoi of hi little loke is rarely fond of an others joke little or big the man whose lager went the wrong way said he had an ale in bis coughen cou ghin eighty million dollars worth hogs have been sold to europe the past year lardy dah getting up in the moraine is like getting up in the world you can S blinders were first pi 11 lr ip BO that the animals mi ce less shame at being driven by an um inferior animal several hundred letters remain un claimed in the chicado postoffice Post office being postmarked boston they are believed to contain duns Is editor mcdill of the chic triune who advocates spelling DY sound a believer in the fik cof c prayer if so why not Is brawn bread intoxicating asks a correspondent that depends its old enough ft will make a man stagger very quick we never yet came across a me egyptian mummy that appeared in any wy to be in a hurry they are invariably pressed for time strauss says the first dilyo f sailor is to learn all the ropes it is just the same with the man who wants to get a drink in temperance vermont rejected lovers need never dc are four abul cwm C hours in a day i and not a moment in a aoa B may not change her mind Ir cl and a v villain arks Sr ks the gentleman is n rei ortel weaver an patently parent ly there are several new kinds of gentlemen A very ad item ames from lios ion it beihl noiemi less than that bionda out of aioo fi oo oune men who WT lo 10 lii li i enough to will now of time for tile alv MT ahe scrape of the snow hv ha upon the morn ip air if yon are snug ir bed and m body elro is dong the shoveling A cavalry aldier ol dier having darted from his corps ome mon h pow recently found in ahe villao abero his fam UT lived and a subordinate accompanied by a private sen to take him into custody the two resumed in due time and brought heir man only it was a horribly mu corpse they had in charge in blead of a stalwart living the they told was batth hat th e to r their k iddles and compelled him to on the way he had token hold of his boot buher through weariness or to kc sa itu tue the horses borsos eido sido Th athani Ani year n aa IA that both nd his corns pon were drunk at the time they were sentenced to a abort term the SF S F r army Is SAN FRAS CitCO buy their wires of im porton paying from to 1500 according to physical quality not bucl anlue is placed mental and the wife baay laay t idiotic ir also pretty without depreciation chin qui was brought over by ft dealer and sold for the price to H prosperous she d nl not speak for five days and ho did not mind her silence for she wa beautiful but at the end of that time bhe began to break the crockery and furniture and he was forced iq end arr lck she tm od to four in elx and in each caad her lunacy took a de form her fourth exploit be initha utter destruction of a cigar factory the importer ba received from the four husband and refugee to return the money TUB faker of are ing in great bumbera and for a arif to protect the large and of grain and cattle froni ahe united and P tbt r lei ng duade at bricea with it would b te ry to coni jiete tho fr union hooek loo ek of the rotc of interest on the part of the anka to per cent it ia a kind of granger movement owr iff ivf ST s t A experiment was lately made at milan italy of signer invention for instantaneously detaching a horae from a car ruge the horse put at a gallop was detached without the least shock leaving the cai ariage behind and only carrying off tha harness on his rack tho contrivance consists of a lever within reach of the coachman who the et n withdraws two giitl iron pe winit faken the now as all the harness on the lioam ii to iwo iron bolts on th tl alart art nl ihfe bolts arvi fiby hafl in lc by the tr itce ii fallow that iha ino llie lire kowm il the bolls eilf tirl af alio llio horhn f irn la lelh anni i im urr iff liitt li ift ni il l irs in their cirp T r ii tl bu arv eral times THE frankfurter prof girl vogt propound his theory the new germany the jea ovll e banati envy all enter into it the real bottom cause lie thinks is to be found in the i mate craving of barbarism to bs fighting cr oppressing somebody after the french war this craving found a temporary appeasement in the persecution of the clergy next it waa the turn of the lg now 14 the turn of the aws the dark spirit of your barbarous ancestors is still stirring sip prof the anti semitic dermatis Oer matis yon to waylay and rob iho peaceable merchant on the highway |