| Show I from saturdays daiv jan A NEWS FAMINE A what might jiahe been still the usually loquacious telegraph is taciturn ireland may be in the sanguinary throes of rebellion london and liverpool may be in flimel paris may be ruled by a second commune the jews of germany may be burning and broiling on the funeral ayres pyres erected by court chaplain and the berlin university tho greek army may have taken possession of constantinople stantin ople and be headed tho great sultan with his multitudinous females czar alexander may have been sent sky high by a nihilistic petard or torpedo garibaldi may have kissed the slipper of pope leo king alfonso may h e granted liba erty of speech and worship in the iberian peninsula victoria may have received charles parnell in a private telea tele a tele gen grant may have sent a challenge to for dinand de lesseps Le steps gen garfield may have tendered the Secre ship of war to gen II ancock secretary evarts may have delivered a speech of words of no more than five syllables each henry ward may have taken tho vow of hastily and de talmage may have had his tongue paralyzed and still we dont know it for sure it is too bad but it cant be helped |