| Show W isy T Naw YorkA w garfield rises at in the na orning this i his idea of it ia allgus safe to bo natal oten a phool Is the most endurable kind A weighing pound has been raised in Morn Bania it arill eoon be knocked into pie if ahe boera get short of troops we can furnish by the score lot of era call here every day anxious for something to do when jay gould tees a railroad that caits turn be buys it pickles it and puts it away to akin at bis leisure straas asserts that cider mill raises the juice with apples ahe statement ia somewhat seedy but ila worth a straw for all that the boston transcript aag that when posterity looks back upon the boston woman of it will see her with her liandi full of japanese aws IIan lanB backer made on him in england and they did to fo into training trai to do it either he did the handling of the oars and then did the of the money little boys out skating forget that frozen ponds and rivers must have air boles many families have lost a pair of skates and a little boy through ignorance and a hole in the ice the norristown A poet ask in thirty two line what do the if he were to recite his poetry under several trees we dont believe they would ay anything they would leave why did gosei write three commandments mand ments on one table of stone and seven on the other asked a galveston sunday school teacher of smart little pupil because he wanted to make an even ten of them chyl there i every indication that the capitol at albany will tumble down soon and there is great uneasiness in the state of new york for fear it will fall when the legislature is not in sea ion and thus be total waste in the review of the past legons at sunday school on sunday the question was asked what did god do on the day answer he reeled what else did he do promptly a little eight year fald boy he read his newspaper A sunday school teacher asked a pupil how many sacraments there were there aint any more left why what do you mean well I hear abit our sick neighbor received the lost sacrament yesterday yeat erday eo there caal be any left over landlady lor cusay mr brown lie lu atter madder brown with lively lemon stations wonona news I am going to be h lingua last 1100 ray but ha only meant aliat li picture was going to be at the academy yea sah aadil alio llio old colored I man de firs yeah when I give 50 I to the church dev call me richad johnson de second yer time was bad and I could nit give any more alian 25 and dey call me johnson de next yeah I give nd dey call me old Jolin ron they hail been to see the tragedy of anlin nn on their way home thoughts of the death of the great dictator teemed to affect her that she turned to algenon and want it i sad to be cut up o horribly aw ym sympathetically responded algernon and he probably had on bis mst clothe there h leriou neglect somewhere when a public nun U allowed office without a gold headed cane A good cane can be had for fifteen dollars and the nan who gets it need not spend more than a hundred dollars on the hungry subscribers who expect to be aaker to supper senator conklin on being cahl longed to produce a humorous paragraph h said to bavo written inic A witness under cross examination who bad been tortured by a lawyer for several hours at baat asked for glass of water there said the judge I think better let the witness go now youre pumped him dry sal cant come to see her any more remarked a marathon boy to the admirer of the youths ti tar why not because QU come even in a week now and how can you come any more now without spreading the week like blazes A stillness then spread itself all around the room A Gal reaton gentle nan was an old sofa at and auction room this once belonged to La faytte it is full of historical thero is one now pa crawling right up the back observed the gentle mans little boy fac titi alive with historical reminiscences said the gentleman punch in the corner with hia cana no bale it is said that colonel ingersoll lose faith in tho bible until ho collided with the story of naomi marrying when she was five hundred and eighty years old he thinks that it la merely a rumor and it does seem a little oaf color jn thia age when a woman only thirty five years old cant lacao a man unless she has plenty of bonds and other valuable collaterals collate rals during recent lecture in provi dence mrs livermore in commenting on the wrong women auf remarked that when ahe karuel abat her first born waa a girl she turned her face to the wall and wept mot long ago when a chicago man earned that his third born wa he turned bia face to the door and kicked II 11 was already buying seals kin bacques and striped stockings or two others of mat fresh apat haa been observed n franco some cutlets of raw pork chona so brightly in the dark that it was ly the id of tho light thus furnished to tell the time by the watch the meat did nob other alae differ in appearance or odor from oommen meat the phosphor sconce disappeared on the sixth or eleventh day entire freshness seemed ko bo a condition condi tian of tho luminosity o that when the meat began to imell it brightness ceased |
