Show chronicle an ill claired theatrical troupe make no money an american flag can bo its colors will not run the man who can live on himself like dr tanner needs no rich relations the deaf mute teacher ia always ready to make a few off band re marks dresses are common in england they are garments to weep over A cew novel has been published called man proposes it will be a taking leap yearbook did dr tanner eat the sponge or the towel is the question which new york doctor are fighting now how rapidly this world is becoming civilized A book peddler hung himself ia new jersey the other day aske what ahall the harvest be the practical farmer refers him to the army worm and gives it up commissioner leduc in his crop reports never mentions the hops at the seaside philadelphia some of the young lady bathers at the seaside have reminded a writer of a lead pencil en shrouded in a pillow case it has been shown that it takes talent to get into a hammock without at the bamo time getting out of it on he other side there is music in the iron footed rake as it rattles over the graveled walk that is to say when it is in another mans hands A tall beau has made himself round shouldered trying to be agreeable to short women who carry their own umbrellas how does painting agree with my daughter asked an anxious parent it make her too red in the face replied the teacher it is perfectly right to charge an admission fee to see dr tanner starve the doctor is in reduced circumstances and naturally needs ie the base drum player makes more noise than anybody else but he does not lead the band there is a moral to this steubenville Steu benville herald if you feel like sneezing says an english physician throw yourself flat on your back the remedy is very simple but lacking in dignity students at law schools never ce throwing inkstands ink stands at a mark he details of the profession must e learned by actual experience at ie bar adam never had to heat a carpet afi eve never had to sew on a shirt button new haven register and abel enjoy the club when a chinaman was saved from drowning by being pulled from the water by hia pigtail ho feebly murmured thank queue raut ncy modern argo the man who telephones home that ho will be detained down town en business must have somebody at the other end of the alyin before he can be understood adam never had to beat a cars pet says an exchange no but he had to beat a retreat in the night of the fruit season and the act hurt him in the eyes of the world after professional fishermen make a good catch they go around blowing their horns until they out the amateur fisherman only brags a little among hia friends when baby arots because you put a bib on it you can put it down as a whine bibber and mocker name this paper when mentioning the fact to any one keokuk gate city A new york city census taker says he is surprised at the large number of full grown idiots be found we believe the usual democratic majority in new york is about when bernhardt comes to america shell tell us bow much ehe admires our country and loves the people and shell pet all our dollars he can and the skip back to france boston kcf will the man who gave the pre of money makes the mare go please give another stating what will make the average lewd paper office bore go no dynamite for just a tridio too noisy it is well to have a keg of beer in the house nhep four robbers broke into a house in arkansas intending to murder the inmates and rifle the place they found a keff of beer got drunk and were all arrested the well known writer of book of adventure nd travel captain alayne been engaged the past three year in experimenting with seed potatoes with a view to escape the blight which has been so disastrous to the potato crop in engs land and ireland As a result of his experience those brought from ico alone bowed not a spot of blight all the other kinds having been found to bo diseased in a greater or less degree the mexican po tto ho claims will also yield almost double as many bushels to the acre and suggests that tho government take in hand the importation of he geed in lare |