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Show 5 1 Little Benny's Note Book (By Lee Pape) V . . ) My sister Gladdis had 'a hed ake yestidday, setting in tho setting room I with her hand up to her hed making faeos, and I sed, Wsta the matter, I Gladdis got a hed ake? Wich Gladdis jest Repp on making faces to herself, and 1 sed, Hay, Glad-m Glad-m dis, cant you anser a polite question t Stop that jabbering, for hewius Hakes, sed Gladdis putting both hand I up to her hed, and 1 sed, Who's jab- bering? cant you tell a polite ques lion frum jabbering. If 1 w as jabber-Bing jabber-Bing Id be going, Jabber wabber blab-I blab-I per jabber, blibber blabber jabber thats the way Id be feoing if was jab- bermg. Do you wunt to drive me krazy" E sed Gladdis looking as If she would mot pvit anothor hand up to her heel I If she had eny more, and I sed, No, 1 I ony wunt to know if you got a hea f BLe have you, Gladdis? If I get up after you, youll rue this day, sed Gladdis, and I sed. Well gosh, I G, this is a free country aint it, and f 1 got a rite io ask a free question and wait for a free anser aint I? Wats H the matter, Gladdis, have you git a ML hed ake All you got to do is anst r f Youll drive me to morder, thats wai I youll do, dident I jest ell you to (tog thai eliai I nir: ' sed ( iladdis, and I L sed. No, you old me 1o slop jabber-I jabber-I ing, and enyhow, I aini chattering either, do you wunt mo to show you I how Id be going if I was chatter-I chatter-I lng? Wich Gladdis jest made her eye9 I look wild, and I sed. If I was chat-I chat-I tering Id be going, Chatter batter clatter hatter datter chatter chatter. I Do you wunl me to show you tbe K dlff rents between that and jabbering? jabber-ing? Wich Gladdis Jumped up as if she I was going to chase me, and I quick i ran out and slammed the door, and I nuthlnK happened, and I sed thru the I key hole, H aint my fault if you aint j bolite enuff to anser, is it? now Jest for that dont give a darn wheather E you got a hed ako or not. And I slldd down the banisters and M went out. |