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Show Many Laughs Are Provided in ''Don't Ever Marry," At the Orpheum A matrimonial tangle, in which a nice appearing voung business mnn finds himself suddenh rlalmed individually indi-vidually by three women a? their hus-DanB hus-DanB provides the working bonis for I lot of fun in "Don't Fver Marry." the I picture whlrh opened at the OrpheUm theatre last night for a four nights run. A synopsis of the utorv follows: BcofCinc at the anti-marriage advice lot Myra Oray. a divorcee, Joe Benson aecretl) married Dorothy whynn, laughter of the eccentric Colonel Whynn who has promised to kill Bsft on If the latter even makes love to Dorothy Before the ncwlyweds can oatch a train out of the village to New York, Joe receives a telegram from his pal Bill Fielding, tisking that Joe follow "lit the instructions of"Ti l-ii I who will eall on him that elay. The gin referred to in irieldlng'a telegram prOVOS tt be Barbara Dow, daugbtcr of Colonel Whynn'a busine-, I partner. Barbara io es Miii Fielding hut her mother Insists on her marriage ;t another. Threatening to expose Joe s secret marriage, Barbara forcea hini to announce that he and Barbara are husband' ar.rl wife in ord r to thwart Mrs, Dow's arbitrary marriage ' notions-Dorothy notions-Dorothy Is aniseed at the announcement announce-ment but Is fUlrkly taken into ronfl-denre ronfl-denre and mutters are smoothed over so far as she Is eoncerned HoWi Cokinel Whynn and Mrs Dow become playful and Insist on Joe and Barbara spending their first married nighl In Joe's apartment. The Colonel eatchsa Joe attempting to steal out of town and forces him to go back to the apartment apart-ment Returning. Joe- finds Bart, r I gone and Myra Oray, his divorcee friend, In her place. Myra tells Joe that her divorced husband Is on the war path and the only way to save herself Is to pose as Joe's wife Dorothy Dor-othy comes to the apartment and finds Mvra with Joe An Instant Inter, Barbara Bar-bara enters with her father. Bui Bill Fielding la hitttnc his Lwelvo-cyllndera r ert Ime. 0 COUrSS everything lH cleared up sllllllllllllllllB and the four young folk get away 'on their honeymoon, and tho cccentrlr; and belligerent e'edonel Whynn Is properly lamed by the mlsSua. A car-toon car-toon comedy and Illustrated news weekly appears on thesaine bill, 'which will play through Wednesday! j ntght. |