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Show III N AHCRN H r HI STING j HANG! Oh. beg pardon, I thought vou won- .i rabbit. The nutting BOSSon is over, and now the hunting session M opens. Thereby replenishing tin-ei tin-ei ... i.u ...... i i ,i , i. ... II woods with a new stock, rromwaon I ( some 5555 ost 'vc j S taking E ran ' Ij hasn't helped the hunter's aim Jiy I jj .en though his nose did shrink. In the old days When a huntsman' used to carry hits shots on the hip. the; nose was sponsor for a goodly amount j of half-shot bullets straying among I the oaks and knocking some guy for a I s.itln-lined booth. JU8T REMINDER 1 Kvery time the moist hunter r;i i l I his trutty rifle to take aim at a fallen branch, his squinted optic would grab off sight of hl pink beak squatting up ahead on the gun barrel, which would naturally remind him of his I hip-pocket or hiccough fluid. ' After a half dozen reminders that; rosy snoot then actually looked like ai H deer UAN'G-BANG! and another . H . fanner's wife rolled up the parlor rug' H j looking for her late huh's Insurant' (II i.HT TO T kl JURY. H I To shift the gum to the other H I of the Jaw prohibition hasn't B down the hunting woods broadcloth 1 I box score a handl". Cases of gents H I that were mistaken for grouse or W guides, along with the Mmbos who H swing a gun like a moshlc. are as nu- H l nitrous today as when citizens used to ! hutton their shoes with a bottle opener. H H The hunter ought to take a coroner's H Jury instead of n guide along with H him on his hunting trip H Tbe old question. "What do the farmers do in the winter?" is easU H ang Wared; they're kept busy during the H snow scenario picking the shot out of H t hsr shins and cows, caromed from H guns of the city nimrods. v'M INDIA B KED UP. H It has got so that the animals of the woods and fields are wised up to af- ' . Bs rt? - i fairs They hug Hie heels r the bunt-era bunt-era in order nol to gel danvged by CMW TOR .any wild shot aimed it a Mackinaw coal it's n uiiiiiki the staif djoesn'1 get up a set of neat laws during the hunting Hfaptei- for shooting innocent bystanders mil of season. There's a sporting chance in modern hunting Noii either come home with an arm- ful of ducks oi handful of wax lilies Bye baby. bunting, i Father's gone n hunting. To shoot the deer as It runs forth. , But father may corrje home toes-' toes-' north' |