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Show MILLENIUM? - cozy flat, !i ' 1'wn'i larcc. 'klH I n iv 1..TSC : TIip landlord know IH M i . nhai to do OftS I Hr -imp .did, I Alt j f 1 1 . i v " - search 018 1 in town. j l tv " 'i. had lortS I :)!: down I ;rsH ihe nrac Mai " ' - ' ! 'id I A Yankee's ire. . Slow lo Ic in lie, biQnjp P Sec:.hd .'id rnapped sttau Al ;' 1 ' ind,e i w jj i ithei i- nants, i Suffering too. . Form 'l h band 89 Tn w r i ' i he crew f Of pioritor-nns I Landlord, srecdy . - Who make prosperous sick and needy. ImJjC! That is all Uip j Then is to i. II It MR Landlords' sou is )' c! r: Now ro.i.u in Hell. j .... UAi .-. fl 7 Ludendorff s opinion of some of his 'associates applies tn all profiteers hi i , sood way to gain a definite Idea i Mi I of p,''r' of vour ' ltv 's to ,r-v ,n iitfi 'nci a v;";"'' fiu 1,1 " Industrial specialists can't diagnose lidiif M 'j tMC Tnitr-d States It has symptom ggi of everything and In? developed none jal of them Lag la Kentuck will try to annex ( incin j nati and claim the Reds as their own. orei s Riots are in perfect accord uifh the it, B jazz tinier S The longer the government operator? it the railroads the better idea we got rw-'' of Russia's economic svstems. nil . . A millionaire's strike -would either mean a bumper ciop rr no crop at all in the Florida v. inter resorts. Ktn Ever ones a baseball expert He's - either a good guescr or a poor one. mi' Ujjih If meet a barber and his wife on the street don t lip your hat You j might have dandruff re, 1 ' .lack Warwick says the country is jicerS strong for free speech so long as it is fjrtfl In the American language. I pit at In Hood River. Ore. Charles O.vley atHtj i and Delpha o Goodpasture were mar joSf i ried. Nuf sed iiaai. They tell us that Mack Sennet t isn't B00d much of a mathematician but he's (00 sure great on figures ilttj :et.j And Annette Keiierman was the i first one to display ho fascination of flUCh arithmetic. It's not hrd to understand where j Rodin obtained his inspiration for "The Thinker" when one sees a speeder behind the bars. The best euro for office drowsiness-is drowsiness-is to go to bed at night Buttons uere inyented in 2300 B ( to hold clothing together. And collar buttons are still being imented to be lost THE HARDEST GUY. Glenn Green, so the Troy O, Dally News savs, had n perilous icapc from death and possible serious injury thi.x morning, falllnp forty feel from the top of a silo. The only thine that' saved his life was a pile of heavy iron1 pipe, on which he alighted, and which broke his fall A restaurant keeper told us the call for rice puddinc in his place nearly swamped him the day he pasted a newspaper eljpping in the window saylnc that the Japanese made a "dry sh r ry" from rice WHAT HAS BECOME OF The old-fashioned dandy who didn't consider his wardrobe complete without with-out the w. k red bandana hand!:, r chief? A "day of rest" is a delusion Ifll these times when the spirit of unrest is so prevalent. THE ETERNAL FEMININE! "The new knee skirt stylo has reached Chicago from Pari-." Baya thi Herald-Examiner, and fashion experts ex-perts also say there will be Bleeveless gowns and no gloves worn this winter." win-ter." The w. k. greeting of the bartend, ft in days of yore. What'H ya have?" i has been revamped to listen: "Wo know what you want but you ain't a conna get it ' Trying to handle riots and strikes with state milltaia is like eauing soup with a fork.- ATTENTION! A E F Auto Turtles Killing Man Savs a headline in the Toledo, O., Blad-- Some new species of cootie : WHICH REMINDS US THAT Microbe eggs are hatched in kisses. |