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Show ' Im "kvi it 1 ml" bccatiNt II.. goin. is ......I Jiy Kiavil.lt.oo n i.. -l'insdripMs Treaa. Smith "'1 hat fellow Ilrown cerlala) 'y bn. a wnniierful iiieniorj.M Jones "1. ti nt mi" Snilili-' Ye.. Why, Its nlwnj. reiuenibcrslo leave ht. uinbrel-ia uinbrel-ia nt home .o u. not lo forget nml lenve It Bouiewh'ro f I.e." Chlcsgo New. Manitnn "Oh. see, Wllllf, ynnr little lit-tle brother can .land nil fibine. Aren't you glndl" Willie (uge.l .Ixi-'Surel Now i can get l.lin to hob! nn apple on hi. bend while 1 si n d It t.rf wi'h niy bow nn.l nrrow, cun't llr" Phlladel-phin Phlladel-phin Ledger. "Whnt ilo you Ihlok I. Hi" troiild with the flying maehiue'r" "luveiilor nren't .nilieieutly piactirat," nnswered Mr, lutslln Slex. '"Ih-y Insist on trying try-ing to limit their nincbliira In the air In.lend nf the stork innrket.' Washington Wash-ington Htiir. "Was the tour nf Hie grent pansiest artist a aucce..V" "Not from the advertising ad-vertising point nf view." "How's Ihnl';" "Neither the artist nor any of hi. rmnpnuy figured In the court while they wero here." Cincinnati 'limes Star. "You are a piofr.slnnnl assae'ln," .aid Ihe prisoner defiantly. "11.! exclaimed the Turkish captor; "your diplomacy baa saved you for the prea-rut. prea-rut. If you bnd called hie nn nninteiir ynur end should hnve been Bpeedy." Washington Star. Harris "Walter bn been looking pretty sad since his daughter got married, mar-ried, hasn't he')" Cnrrell "Yes; you Bee, he had no souner got Ids dnugbter off his bauds than he found be would have to put her husband on bis feet." Town anil Country. " A sr.y beaded, tl.b tiy ro'onel. ' " " , Willi fur Hist sua tin y (ito.imrl. 1 IV.n.ik.il Willi . .Isll, "J'y fs- ib'r.n't bull, Hut n (reli'i. sre liidlv quite vo'osjtl." -I'elili.Ylv.in. P. rll UoA. "It wn Piqie, I believe," h Ten-lured, Ten-lured, "who said. 'Worth make Ihe man. ns II V" be replied. "Then Pope must be one of those (imps who don't read the newspaper. If he did he'd know Worth wns n Indira' tullnr." -Chlcngo Itrror.l llernld. Mis. Kidder "They've only been T.iirrled lx mouth., but whenevir her biisbiiiid goes nnny on a business trlr she', di ll iited and prcpurca to have a g.ml lime." Mr. Meanley "Aha! Ho you know I auspeited something like that. I alwaya wild Mlsa Kidder "Ye.. You oe, he tak-a her with him."-Philadelphia Ledger. "(ice whit!" exclnlnicd tho reporter, looking over bla reiorl nf the wedding In the paper. "I'll bet that bridegroom will bo sore." "Whnt'a the mallcrl" usked the Snake Kdllnr. "He owna an old family homestead out In the suburb, sub-urb, somewhere, I befle.", and he told me to say 'the young collide will resld ( the Old Manse.' The paper' got It Old Man's.'" Philadelphia ltccord. lira una WiiMi fame True. J. II. McKiiiiey niul his family, who live near Stunherry, will never again do. ilit the sigultlcnuce of ill cum.. Mr. MiMnley ral.ed some very Hue coru litis year and del bled to roiunete at Hi i: entry County corn show. 111. diiiigh. I ler helped him preuir Ihe exhibits. I The ni-ht ufler Ihe corn hud been boxed to be tak' H to town, Miss Mr- Klitby li .-.i itii.l she saw a until tear lite cover nt tbo box. put the corn In a sink an, I slar nwuy with it. The i house il g clinsed htm and be ran and spilled pail of hi. plunder, leaving a piulti tin. I behind him. That sum niiiit and about Ine same hour Mr. Mt-I Mt-I Kllilcy ilrciiined .nine one bail Rtnlen lite show corn, nnd Hint he hml tracked Hie Hilef ittii foeiid the corn .ittlng In a cornel' of the fellow's house. 'Jill people 111 the n .mi w here tbo corn was. be dre.inieil, were very reticent III lulklng Willi liul. "The pe Miliar i ni t nf the story wn." the Slanberry Seii.lnel says, "that Hi tho morning everything wna found as pictured In the dreams. The corn waa gone find the whereabouts of the ssme were located ns near us possible. to do j so. even to the bouse In question nnd i the finding of lh sack of corn." lian. I sas City Journal. J |