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Show P r (P CUPOLA :, Mule vs. Zeborska. "It's all oft!" snorted the hay mule, r as she dangled her long ears dejected- V ly In the empty mniu-. r. "It's all off f- now! Ilenceforlh the 7obrula Is IT' l bill I'll b.'t my oats this new fnngled f usurper cant slug 'The Alamo' In j doublo '(" with a little cupulo on top of II, aa I can!" f "He, haw! Ho. hnw!" brayed tlio oh? I . maid mule In the corner atall "He i hnw!" I "This r.ebnilii. or xehorska, or mule-ovltch. mule-ovltch. or whatever It Is, may please with its untidy striped rout, for a time, but they will mlNs--tltey will miss us," slobbered the bny mule with her voice full of wet chaff; "they will - nits.i us at daybreak when our our our clarion cry awoke (hem to 1 inw the morning wsid! Ob! ho bawl I Oh! he haw!" and Die gray mule abandoned herself to grief, while her stomach twitched and twitched aa a horsefly fed thereon. "Anil to think." sobbed Ihe molts colored mule wllh the gray whiskers, "wo have been so gisul, we havent kicked (ho lions In nix weeks! Oh woe! Ho haw! Oh tchrtila! Oh te-borskl! te-borskl! Oh nitiloovllrh! lie haw!" At thla Juncture (he "old man" came In to set a mouse trap where It would do the most good. ' , The resentment that rankled and wrangled In the hearts of those spurned and outcast dumb brutes, exiled ex-iled servants of man, took fiendish form and fell upon the boss! The bny mule "hlsted" first, but It Is still a matter of dispute aa to which killed him! "There's one less man to buy xe- borskles!" gritted 'ho mouse colured mule. "Ho haw! Haw haw!" When the coroner arrived with thai local roporlor. they let the boss' body down from the branches of an elm tree In the next block and returned a verdict In accordance with the hoot- prlnt on bis spine. Uvor In tho barn the docile mules were munching their hay piously and refusing to notlco a manipulated feather-duster fastened to a flsb-pole In the bands of a neighbor's boy. Man's wtirw-fisitad friends were be . Ing good again. Just lo get a chance. , 10 kick another selirula advocate Into the reception room of PL Poter. Never slap a mule on the ruuipj. he may be loaded. ? 5 ? In Twisted Land. Father's In th' kitchen klaklli' ...l. pie Mol'ier's 111 th' utiles lleuinur ibbisa ky-hl,h. KIT'S inns a n-l,ln Where ill' bit It'll lurk: t Will,.-, la Hi' h.immutk liolli' croeb.it wuik. Hasan's In th' gnnti-n i'lunllii culiiiiihliica; "DINOKD IV I AIN'T TWI8TBD , l.i.oks Ilk snow 11, morrow 'v'.mllii to Hi' a, ss. ltlver'e rannlir up hill, Hun la ..-It,,,' lush; laii.ipv Is le.wl .lisped. Convex Is lh' sky. aidesstk s rice tb' bottom, 'I n-.-, sie ii.st.u. di.wti: Onivlly la sl.oiii. I,,.e ll.-is In Iwlali.tlooll. Truth la but s liar, CI, silly Is 11 1. .-), haw Hi" .I..SS tnok Willi a CHl-lall laco.ll I.OVS Is lilile. Slid Cupid Is a servant HI- Kronl limns now la "Pearl." Everything's got twisted, MieMlt-.l is my "inns'' , Sin, aa I ilrnnk that cl,l-r 1-Toin In' ol brown jug! -. 5 3 9 Falry'e Calves. Ths Tolriln Iliads says-. "Miss Pair Tltinarah h.a a imlr ol cslv.s 11, st cannot can-not he brat In this se.-tlii ,,f our glorious ! rapublle." IVrlmos souifhiMty will write ' s pu.m bIhioI Itn-in, aa somebody d Iti alxoit Mary a lllllv lamu.-ltuslon Glob., W ai In Willi II,,.. 1 Fairy had two llltl. calves. lli.y warn au vuiy sweet f That very one that saw them said f 'lbs calves could ll.il to, lo-.,t j C'onculd Monitor, I Miss Kiitry (nok (hem (o (b beaobt 'I l,..y si,rlM.I in thn brills. Ami ttui.n who saw th.-ia all agreed f. ' Thase calves were. siq-nliie. 1 Chelsea Oasatte. I And after aporttng In ths hrlna New wllsl do Villi sui,ose': f 11 La Kally was uulle short W'llh thsra T , And Ul! them , ,.. I II,,. loo.,,. I Iluuuesne Metglits ClBSOa, h Nn 001,1,1 Mtss fairy thouxht It slick, r The h..s.'. iiuol a. a Tin k. I n-m..ikliiK 'iw.is u i,, ,iuv,n (rick. . I (Jul 111 lis (opin) work j W01..IS Ittin Growler. ft Whsrent the calves chltaM up a bit ? Ami 1 1.. I haul, hut I,, !- I It s ks I,,,' win 11 I nuns ,,f Iti- I They wlnke.1 at pa.sersi.yl J - I'ill....,,s Dispatch. J rh.o... :i,iv men .1 1,1 ,,11 b ware . Il.-ror,. Il. ou. I ., 1,1,-h L1 And h H lh .Ul hi It,.' eye! Ii .-or while It may Is' m".iMo J To ei'i u elate' al"Ki'l'i v V . ilves I Wuuld i, l.e ul .- by lull. I r r |