OCR Text |
Show I 1 LITTLE BENNY'S U jfoteBooA By LEE PAPE Yesterciav ma was fixing up m be-' -to draws and she sed. Benny, the rArrv idper. heer that nice pair of pants that your granfather gae nan and you've never worn them ncce I declare Id furgotton all about Uiem no -wonder stuck out of site nder all these rloO, II Wich 1 had stuck them there on account of not wunting to ware them, L ma sed. III pat them heer on the J cbalr and you can start wearing lh m i this very eevning. H v ma O. posh. I sed, I dont wunt to ware them theyrc too sissey, only llssies ware wite pants, and ma sod. ifr Sotch nonsents, well ouIl ware them cntil you ge them dertv, enyway. heck, all rite, I sed. Having a j-rate ideer. And 1 put them on and a tie suppir In them and went out to toy with the fellows, and wen I went in aen on account of ma calling me to go to bed. my pants was so derty nobod couldnt hardly of told watj color they was wen they started, may , Ti taring Bennv Potts, ! never saw sulch, it ' .a site, you co rite up In the setting room and show Lhein to your father. Wlch I did. ma coming up with me j and saying. Did ou ever see sutch a site, WiUyuxn ! I told him he had to 'ware, them till thin sot derty, and now ! look at them in one eevning. h must of done it na purpose, deelibritiy. I No mam, no sir, it was a axisident, I sed. An axisident, they look like foot mark-, sed pop, and I sed, Yes sir, thats wat they are, the fellows was try ing to sco how neor they could come to my pants with their feet without axullly touching them, and some of them touched them by azsi dent. ' i .'.nd who invited them to try? sed pop. I did, I sed, and pop sed. That makes it an axiedent, and how about the big mud stane on the seet, was that an axsident too? and Ised. Yes sir, I shut my eyes and put my hands under my neez and told Puds Sim- I kin- and Ed Wernick the;. rould pick me up and set me down wherever wher-ever they wanted to, and they set me down In a mud puddel by axsident Did you know you were in the nay-berhood nay-berhood of a mud puddel" B d pop.1 (and I sed, Yes sir. but I did-nt know how deep. That makes it an axsident sed J pop. And he took off one slipper and gave me i bangs with it on the mud Btane, nin:;. Take these to bed with you, theyre all axsid-nts Wi h I did |