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Show v - Easily AN ALPHABETICAL PHOTOGRAPH. Mads Scarecrows. of Annapolis county. Nova Scotia, contributes his method of protecting young com He says; Stick plants from crows. bean poles with black bottles on the end her and there over the cornfield. Th birds, being cunning and Suspicious, will regard the glittering bottles as dangerous and keep away from the field. !' discontented, disgusting, dlsmsl. dreadful, drowsy, dry, dull, serious, esecrabls, fastidious, fierce, fretful, frowsrd, frumpish, furious, grating, gross, growling, gruff, grumbling, hard hearted, hasty, hats-fu- L hectoring, horrid, huffish, humor-somilliberal, Implacable, inattentive, incorrigle. Inflexible, injurious, insolvent. Intractable, Irascible, Ireful, Jealous, keen, loathsome, magot-t-y, malevolent, malicious, malignant, mischievous, maundering, morose, murmuring, nauseous, nefarious, negligent. noisy, obstinate, obstreperous, odious, offensive, opinionated, oppressive, outrageous, overbearing, passionate, peevish, pervlcaclous, perverse, .perplexing, pettish, petulant, plaguy, quarrelsome, queasy, queer, raging, restless, rigid, rigorous, roaring, rough, nds, rugged, saucy, savags, severe, sharp, shocking, sluggish, snappish, snarling, sneaking, sour, spiteful, splenetic, squeamish, stern, stubborn, stupid, sulky, sullen, surly, suspicious, tantalizing, tart, teasing, terrible, tasty, tiresome, tormenting, touchy, treacherous, troublesome, turbulent, tyrannical, uncomfortable, unpleasant, unsuitable, uppish, vexatious, violent, virulent, waspish, worrying, wrangling, wrathful, yelping dog in a manger, who neither eats himself nor will let others eat. From the leaf of n book published in 110. e, . GIRL Hie Experience. She Is it possible to receive i shock through the telephone? He Bure. But the shock ususlly depends upon who 1 at the other sad " of the line. Learned th Lassen. A little girl who made Percy Has Mlu Upptons head use of the word guess' was frequent been turned by tbe fortune her uncle one day releft her? proved for It by her teacher, who said: Harold No; but it hu elevated her "Dont uy guess. Mary, aay prenoee about 3 degrees. sume.' " A few days later one of An insinuation. Its Own Reward. Marys Thirty-od- d think Miss He Dont mean you sayfriends, do Wbat by you coming up to her, remarked: Myer sweet "I looks this virtue? think your cape is very pretty, evenlig? awfully ing an umbrella is like a 8he "Oh. I suppose so; but I uewr and my mother wants your mother Oyer I mean that it is folly to to lend her the pattern, because she did care for preserves." advertise for either If lost Is going to make ms one like it" "My mother has no pattern," was SERIOUS. the prompt reply, she cut it by Up in the Air. te p wre The Homesick Consul's Fourth, On . of tho big city department stores recently received an order from Central America that held a suggesIts sender was a tion of pathos. United States consul and ha took tb mall order department of the big store Into bis confidence. He nnd his wife were homesick, and they had decided to give an "At hems" on the Fourth of July that would show the native aristocracy and otbr foreign consuls Just how such things ar dons in tb I I 8ttes. Among 'other things ordered were paper napkins with United States flags on them, paper cues in red. white and blue for holding bonbons, etc., plenty of fire crackers, candles --. BLEEDING ' STOPPED BY MUSIC Only Guess at Cause ef Queer Phenomenon. Perhaps the strangest use to which music can be put is to stop ths flow of blood from a wound. Aa army doctor noticed tbat when a wounded aoldier was taken to within an easy hearing distance of mu 'o hemorrhage was greatly reduced or stopped. Neither he nor others, who confirmed his How's This 7 observations, could understand how We afar Cm Baa4r4 for mi this phenomenon was brought sboaL mm N CaiMT Uu him he cere hr Balls hut it is now believed that th vibra, Cum Core. T.J. CHI SIT a CO.. TotoM o tion of the air produced by ths most F kaowe cases here J tor the leal eeMrlM. M ream, and heuere hla rerfeetlf hoe causes ths patient to become falnl Is enhie la all haaiaeee uaaraclteae ao4 taaaeiauy which case the action of the heart la ehto la eany am Mr ehitcxiuaa aMe by kulra Waneiae. Stasis Muni so considerably lessened fthat th Wholereie Drswrteis, TvtsSa, O Uair Catarrh Cara la tahaa laurmallr, setts overflow of blood is reduced. il racily ssua tha hM aa bwmi wrf aces ol the yrten- - Trrtltaoalm MU tree !rtoe It eaeW M hotue. Sol hr all Dnimitu. Germanys Highest Judiciary. Take BaU'a fastis rule tor Ths highest judicial authority ol Russian Soldiers Rations. the German empire is vested in ths a federal A Buislsn aoldier'i dally ratloni In Reichsgericht. suprems to the law th field are two and one-hapounds court established pursuant of bread, or one and of of April 11, 1877. as one of the instk biscuit; one pound of meal and, for tutions resulting from the creatioq making soup, four ounces of barley of the new empire. This important ounoe of dried court is not located at the national groats; and onnees three of flour. capital, but in the city of Leipzig vegetables Also salt, pepper, tea and sugar. Saxony, where it is housed in a mag nlfleent building of Its own, completed This Will Intsrsit Mother. Besides tht about the year 1886. Mother Grayi Sweet Powder for Chilcourtroom of number requisite used a in Mother nurse by dren, Gray, judges chambers, consultation room Children's Home, New York, Cure Bad Stomach, Teething Disorders, libraries, offices of states attorney move and regulate the bowels and destroy marsh al, clerks and attendants, ths Worms. Sold by all Druggists, 860. Sample edifice alro contain living rooms, s FREE. Address A. S. Olmsted, LeRoy.N.Y. dining-rooand a banquet hall, as U so frequently the case In modern Ei HAD HIS EXCUSE PAT. ropean public buildings. Small Boy Rimemberod Hla Fathers Proved Beyond a Doubt. Explanation. N. Y., July 25. (Spe Middlesex. Jackson is a small boy of some 8 or That Rheumatism can be cured I years of age. whose father is very elal.) a doubt by anxious to make a scholar of him. has been proved beyond A. Clawson, well known Mrs. Betsey Jacksons taates do not seem to run had Rbew In the same channel, and, consequent- here. That Mrs. Clawson all her so It had and matlsm bad, ly, when the monthly report la sent know also know. They home, his average Is usually in the qualntances now cured. Dodd's Kidney Pills is she with conduct marked 70s, very poor. tells the story el did not did it Mrs. Clawson Finding that counter-irritatiocure as follows: her desired the his father result, produce T was an invalid tor most five made game of him In every conceivcaused by Inflammatory Rheuyears able manner, telling him that he s of the matism, help' .sa would never amount to anything If b I could not do The time. Art) year not do did better work. His remarks as much as a baby could do; then I on these occasions became so offensive to the child who was rather sen- rallied a little hit and then a relapse. In my sitive and did not relish the idea of Then a year ago the gout set I suffered untold feet. and hands being ridiculed in th presence of hla brother and sister, that he said to agony and In August, 1903, when my his father the last time he brought husband'died I could not ride to the grave. home a report: "I only took two boxes of Dodds "Father, why do you talk to me Ilk Pills and in two weeks 1 Kidney this and make so much fun of me? on myself and saw my own wait could His father replied: Jackson, if 1 did not know you were capable of do- wood. I dug my own potatoes and own garden last falL ing better work, or If I thought you gathered my were dumb, I would never say a cross Dodd's Kidney Pills cured me." Rheumatism is caused by uric acid word to you about your marks. Last week Jackson handed In a re- in the blood. Dodds Kidney Pills put in shape to take all the port with th usual low average, and the Kidneys ot the blood. out acid uric before pater families could start in on th usual language, spoke up very Danced for Joy. quickly and said: Not many famous persons hsv th Boston Post "Father, Im dumb! faculty for friendship In old ag as Lord Beaconsfield had IL His panslow Witty Reply Ready, . Th present provost of Trinity Col- for mastery, his addiction to mystery ware rivaled by his immense- faithful lege), Dublin, familiarly known as ness. 'While he was at Glasgow to bo Tony Traill, waa always looked on aa the formidable, as now he has proved Inaugurated lord rector of the unith successful, rival of Dr. Mabaffy, versity ho heard good' tidings of an th "glneral," for tho provostship. An old associate. "Mrs. Disraeli and 1 he wrote, "were overjoyed and w amusing little rencontre la related ot danced a highland, fling in our " sucson had a each had them after cessful in the examination for th army. Coming out of the hall that Important to Mothers, OTening, Traill remarked to Mahaffy, kxsmtaa carefully every bottle of CA8TOHIA, "Olad to see your son through. Mar s aafsaad mc lenady tor infaats sod cklUn haffy; be was Just a few paces be- and m that It hind mine." Tea," replied Mahaffy, BMCStb "Its wonderful how industry Signature of umphs over genius. he Has For Over SO Tat Tha Kind You Bar Always Beach Worn By German Bride. The German bride wears myrtle; NO CAU8E FOR WORRY. tha girl of tho Black Forest takes th Sower of the hawthorn when she can Had Learned get 1L The brides of Italy nnd tbs Youngster Sunday School Lesson Almost Too Wall French provinces of Swltxerland nse white roses, Spanish brides go in tor "Speaking of taking things literal ly. said Principal W. L. Falter, r pinks, carnations, and red roses. minds ms of the prank of a RACE DONE? neighbor of mine. The boy had evidently absorbed a Sunday school lee-soNet a Bit of it completely. Tho family lives in house with a mansard A man who thought hla race was a four-stor- y run made a food find that brought roof and dormer windows. From ths sills of these windows, across ths face him hack to perfect health. "One year ago I was unable to per- of the house, at the base of the man. form any labor and in fact 1 was told sard, runs a narrow ledge of a foot ot so. On hearing a scuffling noise by my physicians that they could do nothing further for me. 1 was fast above her one day the mother looked linking away, for an attack of grip out and saw her young hopeful walk. had left my rtoraaeh so weak It could Ing along the ledge. Almost frantic, not digest any food sufficient to keep she hurried to the top story as ths boy stepped unconcernedly in at th me alive. There I was Just wasting away, last wlddow. Harold, she cried, you growing thinner every day and weak- naughty hoy, do you mean to drive me er, really being snuffed out simply be- crazy? Now, mamma, replied the too cause I could not get any nourishment well taught youngster, you musct from food. The Lord is looking after "Then my sister got after me to worry. me.1 Brooklyn Eagle. s food Grape-Nuthad which done try much good for her and she finally perWhat We Breathe. suaded be and although no other food In the morning when 'a broad beans had done me the least bit of good my from of sunshine pours through the winstomach handled the Grape-Nut- s th first and this food supplied th dow of your sleeping apartment you nourishment I had needed. In three see countless tiny particles floating montha I waa so strong I moved from along tbe path of the sunlight; hut of the remainder of the room the Albany to San Francisco and now on seemsair dear and pure. Is it? s entirely and my three meals ot Grape-NutNot at alL There is just as much dust cream every day I am strong and in th air outside that stream of and do fifteen hours work. "I believe the sickest person in ths light as there la in It. but it la not world could do as I do, eat three visible. Co the disease germs in ths form of Impalpable dust are floating moala of nothing but Grape-Nut- s and cream and soon b on their feet again about ns often when he are nnoom scions of their presence. Our vila tha flush oJest health like me. tality "Not only am 'ISn perfect physical them may bs strong enough to rendei or It may not U health again but my brain is stronger it is w innocuous, our health. If It is not retain waa everi. on the (ad Clearer than it ws are attacked with typhoid or dipt old dlL I hope yon will yrlte to the theria, or some other malady conn aamea I send yon about Grape-Nut- s aunlcatsl In that way. for I want to see my friends well and strong. Capl Marryats Opinion. "Just think that a year ago I was At a comparatively recent period although 1 am over Capt Marryat of the British navy, ths dying bat 6T years of sgs most people take m Celebrated nautical author, wrote la to ho less than 40, and I feel just as ons ot his novels; "What a mins of young as I look. Nam given by Poo wealth must lie entangled among its tarn Ca. Battle Creek, Mich. rocks or remain suspended in tbe an. Theres a reason. fathomable guti, where the compress Look for the little book, "Th Road d fluid is equal in gravity to that to WsilviHe, in each pkg. Which It fncirdea!" Surgeons tint a lf three-quarte- three-quarte- Heard His Mamma Bay. I this? aiked the teacher, pointing to the Island of Cuba on the map. "I dunno, maam, replied the boy. Didnt you ever hear your mamma ay what we got from Spain? "Wbat Yesm; olive. Infrequent Occasions. "Doesn't Sponger ever boy a drink? "Oh, yes, upon occasions. What occasions? Upon occasions when hes alone and therea no one else to buy for him. Lots Creditors Do the Worrying. Dabney Im taking life easier now; my debts are less troublesome. Courtney Have you at lut learned not to incur bills? Dabney No; I've learned not to worry about them. WAi UP TO DATE. Her Engagement Symbol There, hut Net Visible. "Bo youre really engaged, Minnie," said the two dear friends who had Just been announced by the butler. We would have com over to you last night, but w understood, of courts, that Jim would b hern. Let s sea the ring." "There isnt any ring, answered Minnie. "Engagement rings nr as much out of dats as congress gait era. But wait n minute and I'll show you." After a temporary seclusion ah cams forth with a fin solitaire set in n gold garter buckle. Her friends ex smioed IL Magn'flcent," was their comment, "hut I cant imagine a man having the er nerve t Well, you know Jim. He detests the commonplace. H told me h would give me tbs usual solltalr ring get-uif I wished, bnt advised me to make a few inquiries at the Jewelers first t did. Engagement rings ar still worn, of course, by girls who Ilk to mtk s show of their sentl ment, hut they ar no longer in vogue. They hnv been supplanted with heart pendant with the chain welded around th neck and never to com off; also by armlets which the beloved locks and carries the key on kls watch chain. Oh. there ar any number of Ideas, but the garter buckle pleased ms best Besides, Im going to get tbe mate to It when well, you know." -- Mr. Alfred Roblnsoa On Woman Eloquent Word Painting of Hor Husband. This woman composed tb follow tag vocabulary to express tb character of a husband, from her own experience. and which proves how copious oar Jjfcnguag is os that article : fie is, she, an abhorred, abominable, acrimonious, angry, arrogant, austere, awkward, barbarous, bitter, blustering, boisterous, boorish, brawling, brutal, bullring, capricious, captious, careless, choleric, churlish, clamorous, contumelious, crabbed, cross, currish, J Modsi of Propriety. Fred Miss Upperten la the most cir' "Mrs. High be is worried nearly to death." cumspect young lady I pver msL "What over? Joe Whats the answer? "She cant And out anything about the family that moved next door to Fred Sh refused to accompany ms her." on tho piano the other evening with" r Vi virnnrivinrivrni iiiyyinririrtoTnrqj unruvin out n chaperon. An Aid to Longevity. , Many a True Word. 1 noticed th A cemetery on the outskirts of Deother day, Mias dinAs Others See Uq. troit is reached by a good pik road key, that some papers say that mar"I dont have to work for a living, toll-gafu All ried men llv longer titan Sind on which Urrs la a said the shiftless individual. nerals ara itow4 to pus through. onea" , Of course you dont," rejoined the . On day th well known Dr. B "And havent yon any deslr to live busy man. "If you did Its a safe bet toll-gat- e long, Mr. Puttyblow? t returning homo, stopped at th that you wouldnt be living. to pay bis toll and aald to th Why, yes, of course I have. Mm gatekeeper: , $ Clinkey." When If 8aw Things. "Ton ought to pass doctor free "Oh, Mr. Puttyblow, this Is so s oBell Boy (Vent in 68 wants anothof toIL" 1 i lden! er highball" , "Ah, no, doctor," 'replied the keepOeel Hes bad twenty." Clerk Under Certain Circumstance er, "yon send too many deadheads 4 Bell Boy Bt says this one's for , through herel" . ' "Doesnt Sponger ever buy a drisltj , tb snake." Cornell Widow. "Oh, yes, upon occasions." ' f ' What occulons? Keeping Peace In tho Family. From Chicago. Barlow Th Wigginses seem to get He I suppose you think smoking is "Upon occulons whsa apne along together wonderfully. I never and theres no on els to boy for hurtful? supposed they would, their tutes be- him." She Not always. It is quit an imV ing so dissimilar, provement to pork products. Cstlan Thats Just th reason why Getting at th Facta. that boy one of your ofGenuine Article. they do get along so welL Ho la al e ways talking on literary subject and fsprings? asked Judge Luedera. Him Did you ever see one of thos h talks of nothing bnt her household me- slow matches? Naw, replied the middle-agework. As neither knows- - anything an from th bad lands. "Ha's ms oldHer Do you refer to a Philadelabout wbat tha other is speaking of est. young un." phia courtship. they never have any disputes. 11,11 Aa Others See Us. . ,, , Ons Mans Idea. Not Up to Date. Bleeker What reason hsv you for Btggs Shortstake haa quit a lot of d fluffy-haire"Mamma," said th pretty money, has h not? thinking Homer crazy? sever girl, "I think I ought to go to Meeker He baa been married three Diggs He ought to have: eooking school, dont you? times. ' knew him to pay any ouL . t. hs Is d "It isnt necessary, dear," my re- 1 can teach yon to plied the mother. cook," "But that would never do, mamma." protested th fair daughter, "yon only know how to cook th ordinary tilings that people really oat" BEFORE AND AFTER; Sudden Changes Looked For. Mr. Styles Theres no reason why you should com down to breakfast with your hair in that condition Fever-iabnee- s. two-third- , eight-gowns.- n I Mrs. Styles Why, I combed it carefully, dear. "Oh, its combed all right, but you havent changed th color. Why, Its th asm shade it was yesterday I" Too Changeable. "Here, young man, said the old galore, boxes of fancy crackers. The lady, with fire in her eye, Iv brung order ended with this Injunction: back this thermometer ye sold me. "Mf wifo ears to be sure and send - "Whats the matter with it? deus some of the newest favors for deco- manded th clerk. rating the table some of the tame "It aint reliable. Ons time ye look sort that women up north are using at It It says one thing, and the next this year, like candy fire crackers tied time It ssys another." with ribbons, etc. Natural Result Pratss of Homely Women. Muggins Who was that fellow you were quarreling with last night? Fret not of pretty girl to me. Of ruby Ups and dreamy eyre, Bcrapps Oh, that waa a member of beauty cannot csss to be fhit the Philadelphia baseball team. H Aa ever fresh end sweet surprise: care not tbo her face be fair, truck at m several times. t And framed aa In a wreath of curie not do Muggins Did he hit you? I care; for prettytatmaid I sing praise of homely girta. Bcrapps No, of course not noee la whose Of bar puff. I staff An Insinuation. Though oven to tho sldo tta tipped. Whoae figure's like old Omar's lug w hoarder. said th land"Th Which mourned th Potters hand had lady. after that Individual had left slipped; And say you that she squints a bit? the Uhls, Is as bald aa an egg What odd? And In her speaking halts? "And about tbs asm age, I Imag-Ins,- " Way. girls who squint possess the wit T squint a man's moat glaring faults, remarked the cheerful Idiot, as "He married her because s sack A brilliant conversationalist" he "Yes, I know, but glanced suspiciously at his egg A dainty, slender foot, no doubt. aald and dona Is pi a stag, when all's "Well, now ho wishes hs h&il for tho earn reason. cup. And It out But husbands later are beat to run That larger feet little errands, fetch, their ahoee Falsely Accused. iThelr . Fair Warning. Neglected Obligation. When home they come at days derats. j Police no Magistrate Ton ara charged wing Tor dainty fsft possess Patient Its up to you, doct. If " "Dont you think you owe It to yourfor ar tbs wise. to have ; girls aay you fail to cure me you with fighting. What youll get noth- self to leave an unblemished record for yourself? cheek ha fears wpq nearly, peach-blobehind you?" ing for your services. Its lovely tint. am I a Lest eooking spoil ehed Prisoner Well your honor, Doctor Hows that? no tears. "Maybe I do," answered Senator Cerulean eye dare j j professional pnglliaL and Off show of sympathy a hint; I havent money Patient "But It la on of ths debts to Sorghum. enoqgh Folio Magistrate Case dismissed. (We hand of Venus smooths no brow. pay both you and the undertake. t that there la no us worrying about" Unless It be n Duke's or Rari'a And so when yon would choose a fra . T not neglect tho homely girls. On Lead Out Another Homs. Doubtful Good. Exclusive. Wallace Whltelock In PhUe- -' Voile , Don't yon Ilk to see the Preo. Church remarked th moiuiaer, Truth, Mrs. Do Ruffle If you ever did any BstpWA 1 old farmer coming Into town with his stranger than fiction." good in this wide world, Id like to i Unci Sams Rolling 8tock. t load of hsy? Tea, the demount er, know what it is. rejoined stock Usel Sams passenger rolling and the majority of men sees to bs Fletbush And going homo th Mr. Do Ruffle Well, for one thing, qroulfl txuk a solid train 600 miles sam hy of associating with strang, " I saved you from dying an old maid. night with his load of rya. - u . Big-foot- ed w 1 . , long- ik y vlg-oron- to-da- |